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algebananazzzzz

danielp

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

CSS Is Not A Programming Language

51% of your codebase is CSS. You're one Flexbox tutorial away from rebranding as a designer. The 'Cloud Magician' bio is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Single-Day Sprint Merchant

screaming_chicken_hook: created 2026-04-23, last push 2026-04-23. Your most impressive recent repo had a lifespan measured in hours. Bold. Unverifiable. Very you.

88 PRs, 1 Follower

You opened 88 pull requests this year on other people's repos and somehow convinced exactly zero people to follow you back. That's a networking efficiency of essentially 0%.

The Graveyard Shift

staleRepoRatio = 0.40 — nearly half your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is 40% abandoned construction sites and 60% 'coming soon' signs.

Cloud Magician, Zero Stars

You describe yourself as a 'Cloud Magician' with HCL in your stack and 22 forks, yet totalStars = 2. The cloud has apparently swallowed your audience whole.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    33F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    45D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    50D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

108 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • CSS51%
  • JavaScript16%
  • TypeScript7%
  • HCL6%
  • SCSS5%
  • Go5%
  • Other10%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

30

Commits

last 12 months

48

Followers

1

Joined GitHub

Mar 2019

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Mar 6, 2019
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 11, 2026
    Created ObsidianVault
  3. Feb 2, 2026
    Created attendance-bot
  4. Apr 1, 2026
    Created custom-config
  5. Apr 23, 2026
    Created screaming_chicken_hook
  6. Apr 23, 2026
    Most recent push to screaming_chicken_hook

07 · Compare

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algebananazzzzz · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total48.9
Top-end curve+2.4
Final overall51.3

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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