01 · Roasts
The Ghost of GitHub Past
1 commit in the past year and a heatmap that's 51 solid weeks of green-free zeros. Your activity graph looks like a heart monitor after the flatline.
Quantum Superposition of Doing Nothing
You're a Quantum Computing PhD student but your GitHub exists in a superposition of 'maybe I'll push something someday' and 'I forgot this account existed.' Schrödinger's portfolio.
The One-Week Wonder
AM30PR — 7 commits across 7 days in April 2024, then radio silence forever. A beautiful burst of spectral PDE energy followed by the academic equivalent of leaving the oven on.
Profile Repo Delusion
You spent more effort embedding badge widgets in your profile README than writing actual code. The ali6836 repo is 16 KB of CSS shields and zero lines of logic.
Multiplication Table, Minus the Multiplication
Your most 'impactful' repo generates worksheet PDFs via LaTeX in 3 KB and 3 commits. It scored a 15 — which is somehow the portfolio high score. The bar is underground.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook56%
- Python20%
- HTML16%
- CSS8%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
8
Joined GitHub
Jan 2017
05 · Top repos
ali6836 /
AM30PR
Academic research notebooks solving PDEs with spectral methods; minimal documentation, untyped code, zero external adoption. Appears to be a graduate coursework or research spike.
ali6836 /
multiplication-worksheet-generator
Single-file utility script that generates multiplication worksheets as PDFs via LaTeX; minimal scope, 3 KB, 3 commits in 1 day, no tests/CI/license/types, brief README.
ali6836 /
ali6836
GitHub profile decoration repo with only a README containing embedded badges and stats widgets. No source code, no tests, no functionality — purely a profile scaffolding artifact.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 24, 2017Joined GitHub
- Oct 17, 2023Created multiplication-worksheet-generator — A python script used to generate multiplication worksheets.
- Apr 18, 2024Created AM30PR
- Oct 30, 2024Created ali6836
- Mar 8, 2026Most recent push to ali6836
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.