01 · Roasts
One-Day Legendary Shipping
mailgrade — 11 email authentication checks, DoH fallback, concurrent DKIM probing, full scoring pipeline — pushed entirely on 2026-07-17. That's either genius-level focus or a 16-hour caffeine fugue. No follow-up commits to tell which.
Profile Repo is 1488 KB of Nothing
Your aloki-alok profile repo is 1.4 MB with zero source files. That's not a portfolio — that's a very heavy business card. The README talks about Kana, crwl.sh, and mctop like they're legendary projects, but one of them has 1 star and the others aren't findable.
2-Day-Old App, 5-File Architecture Doc
kana is 2 days old and already has ARCHITECTURE.md, CONTRIBUTING.md, REVIEWING.md, STATUS.md, and design.md. You wrote more docs than commits. Impressive foresight or premature optimization — check back in 6 months.
109 PRs, 3 Followers
You opened 109 PRs this year but have 3 followers. Either you're contributing to repos nobody watches, or you're the most prolific invisible person on GitHub. Either way, the network effect is not netting out in your favor.
Stars: 3. Projects: 7. Math: Unclear.
Seven repos, 550 commits, 5 languages, 109 PRs, and a grand total of 3 stars. You are building in a soundproof room. The code quality is real — kana has better test coverage than most funded startups — but zero people have clicked ⭐ on scrub or mailgrade yet. Ship the launch posts too.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight82A
- Depth15% weight58D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
317 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript49%
- Vue36%
- Go8%
- Swift4%
- TypeScript1%
- SCSS1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
550
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Jul 2025
05 · Top repos
aloki-alok /
scrub
Security-focused metadata stripper with zero dependencies, comprehensive test coverage, and CI enforcing no networking. Library + CLI for JPEG/PNG/GIF/WEBP/Office formats with independent verifier pattern.
aloki-alok /
mailgrade
Polished Go CLI tool that grades email deliverability (SPF/DKIM/DMARC/etc) with 0-100 scoring and A-F grades. Ships with README, CI/tests, DESIGN.md, and comprehensive email authentication checks across 11 areas.
aloki-alok /
kana
Polished Swift macOS app for kaomoji/emoji/clipboard palette with strong documentation, CI/tests, and clean architecture. Minimal adoption (1 star) limits impact despite shipping production-quality code and Homebrew distribution.
aloki-alok /
mcpify
Go CLI tool converting OpenAPI specs to MCP servers. Well-architected with typed code, comprehensive docs (DESIGN.md, ARCHITECTURE.md), tests, and CI. 134 KB codebase with focused scope, 19 commits over ~1 month. Personal project with solid execution but minimal adoption (2 stars).
aloki-alok /
uptime-kuma-extended
Focused fork of Uptime Kuma adding Slack incident endpoint and bulk-monitor tooling. Explicitly documented customizations with 30 commits over 3 months. Well-typed Node.js extensions with tests and CI, but downstream dependency on upstream codebase limits adoption potential.
aloki-alok /
homebrew-tap
Personal Homebrew tap with 30 commits over ~2 months but minimal documentation, no tests/CI, and no visible source files sampled. Appears experimental and incomplete.
aloki-alok /
aloki-alok
Personal portfolio/profile README documenting infrastructure and voice AI work across multiple projects (Kana, crwl.sh, mctop), but repo contains no actual source code—just metadata and self-description.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 22, 2025Joined GitHub
- Nov 24, 2025Created aloki-alok
- May 30, 2026Created uptime-kuma-extended — extending uptime kuma
- Jun 7, 2026Created scrub
- Jun 19, 2026Created homebrew-tap — tapping into homebrew for my tools.
- Jun 27, 2026Created mcpify — Turn any OpenAPI 3.x spec into a working MCP server in one command.
- Jul 17, 2026Created mailgrade — Grade any domain's email deliverability from your terminal: SPF, DKIM, DMARC, MTA-STS, DANE, reverse DNS, STARTTLS, and blocklist checks with an A-F score and exact fixes.
- Aug 22, 2026Created kana — Kaomoji and emoji picker with clipboard history for macOS
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to aloki-alok
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.