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alsonick

Nicholas

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Getting there

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The .notnick.io Extended Universe

Five repos, five subdomain vanity projects, one archetype: Next.js personal website. notnick.io, tags.notnick.io, pics.notnick.io, vercel.notnick.io, kent.notnick.io — it's not a portfolio, it's a franchise of the same app.

Test Suite: 404 Not Found

HAS_TESTS=no on every single scored repo. 1,035 commits this year, 5 projects, zero test files. You're shipping on vibes and TypeScript types alone.

CI? Never Heard of Her

HAS_CI=no across all 5 repos. 90 PRs opened this year and not a single automated check guarding any of them. The pipeline is just 'push and pray.'

92% TypeScript and Counting

Rust clocks in at 1% — practically a rounding error. The domainGuess says 'systems' but every repo is a Next.js web app. That Rust is probably one config file.

kent.notnick.io: A Vision Board

README: 'work in progress...' — 4 commits over 12 days, 514 KB of scaffolding, no license, no tests. A lecture theatre guesser that can't even guess when it'll be finished.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    58D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    65C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    60C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    50D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

321 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • TypeScript92%
  • JavaScript4%
  • CSS2%
  • Rust1%
  • Python0%
  • HTML0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

26

Commits

last 12 months

1,035

Followers

52

Joined GitHub

Mar 2022

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Mar 5, 2022
    Joined GitHub
  2. Mar 21, 2022
    Created notnick.io — The source code to my personal site, Built with Next.js, Prisma, Tailwindcss & TypeScript, hosted and deployed on Vercel.
  3. Dec 30, 2022
    Created pics.notnick.io — A website to hold a collection of cool pictures I've taken, written in Next.js, Tailwindcss & TypeScript, hosted and deployed on Vercel.
  4. Feb 18, 2023
    Created vercel.notnick.io — A collection of vercel swag. Please submit a PR if you'd like to showcase your Vercel merch. Built with Next.js, Tailwindcss & TypeScript.
  5. Jan 27, 2025
    Created tags.notnick.io — Small utility tool to generate commonly used tags for lyric videos on YouTube. Please submit an issue for suggestions or email me!
  6. Feb 18, 2026
    Created kent.notnick.io — University of Kent Lecture Theatre Guesser. Built with Next.js, Prisma, TailwindCSS & TypeScript, hosted and deployed on Vercel.
  7. Apr 23, 2026
    Most recent push to notnick.io

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total56.9
Top-end curve+4.2
Final overall61.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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