01 · Roasts
The One-Day Wonder Factory
fuzz.git: 3 commits, all on 2026-05-08, gone before the coffee got cold. At least the README survived longer than the development cycle.
README? Never Heard of Her
3 out of 5 repos have zero README. nvim and nix are fully undocumented personal configs — brave of you to assume future-you will remember what any of this does.
Jupyter Supremacist
53% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks, which means over half your 'code' is JSON-wrapped markdown with inline outputs. The systems domain guess is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Zero Forks, Zero Mercy
7 total stars and 0 forks across 13 repos. Not a single soul was curious enough to fork anything. Even your 1-star repos got sympathy clicks, not interest.
CI Is Someone Else's Problem
0 out of 5 repos have CI. You're writing concurrency testing frameworks (fuzz) with no CI. The irony is load-bearing.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight39F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
192 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook53%
- TypeScript18%
- Lua8%
- Typst6%
- Python4%
- Rust3%
- Other8%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
159
Followers
15
Joined GitHub
Nov 2020
05 · Top repos
alunity /
moodle.nvim
Early-stage Neovim plugin for browsing Moodle course content, with functional Python backend and Lua UI layer. Typed Python helper, structured layout, but minimal tests/CI and experimental stage.
alunity /
nix
Personal NixOS configuration managing an ephemeral system with LUKS encryption, disko partitioning, and home-manager dotfiles. No README, tests, or CI; typed Nix language with structured multi-file layout (flake.nix, configuration.nix, home.nix, disko-config.nix, lap-keyboard.kbd).
alunity /
fuzz
Educational concurrency testing sandbox demonstrating Java Memory Model unsafe publication bugs using JCStress and Fray frameworks, with clear README but minimal commit history (3 commits, created 2026-05-08).
alunity /
ugn-COMP0199
Course lecture notes and problem sheets in Typst format for a university COMP0199 module, covering linear algebra, probability, statistics, and calculus. Minimal documentation, no tests, CI, or license; appears to be student/educational material dump.
alunity /
nvim
Personal Neovim configuration scaffold with lazy-loaded plugins (telescope, LSP, conform). No docs, tests, CI, or license. Minimal initial commits over 5 days. Thin foundational setup project.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 27, 2020Joined GitHub
- Mar 31, 2026Created moodle.nvim
- Apr 2, 2026Created nvim
- Apr 17, 2026Created nix
- Apr 18, 2026Created ugn-COMP0199
- May 8, 2026Created fuzz
- May 8, 2026Most recent push to fuzz
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.