01 · Roasts
The 3-Minute Commit Museum
datawarehousing-and-mining was created AND fully committed in under 3 minutes. That's not a project, that's a file upload with extra steps.
96% Notebook, 0% Documentation
Nearly every byte on this profile is a Jupyter notebook, yet not a single repo has a README. The notebooks don't even run on another machine — they're pointing to C:\Users\rajve\OneDrive\Desktop\...
Second Brain, First Draft
fridayyy is your most ambitious project and its React frontend is literally just a heading tag. The 'second brain' has had a single neuron firing for 2 months.
Ghost Town Heatmap
37 commits across an entire year, scattered across ~8 weeks out of 52. The GitHub contribution graph looks like a deserted parking lot with a few tumbleweeds.
0 Followers, 0 Forks, 0 Stars
A perfect triple zero. Not even the account owner has starred their own repos. Total social footprint: indistinguishable from a brand-new bot account.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight17F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
16 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook96%
- JavaScript2%
- Python1%
- TypeScript1%
- C++1%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
37
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2024
05 · Top repos
alwaysphoenixR /
fridayyy
Early-stage personal second-brain backend with Express/MongoDB and React frontend skeleton. No docs, tests, or CI; unfinished frontend (App.jsx shows placeholder). 8 commits in ~2 months shows modest engagement but lacks production readiness.
alwaysphoenixR /
datawarehousing-and-mining
Bare educational assignment: single Jupyter notebook with hardcoded Windows file paths, no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Created and pushed within 3 minutes on 2026-02-16.
alwaysphoenixR /
cryptography_network_security
Academic homework dump with 2 trivial C++ cryptography exercises (Caesar cipher, frequency analysis), no tests, no docs, no structure, created and abandoned within 21 minutes.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 10, 2024Joined GitHub
- Feb 5, 2026Created fridayyy — basically i second brain for myself what I think
- Feb 6, 2026Created cryptography_network_security — crypto stuff
- Feb 16, 2026Created datawarehousing-and-mining
- Apr 2, 2026Most recent push to fridayyy
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.