01 · Roasts
Speed Runner of Abandonment
boeing747 was born and left to die within a single 24-hour window. That's not a project, that's a GitHub commit timestamp stress test.
13-Minute Portfolio
alykhan_info accumulated its entire commit history — all 3 of them — in 13 minutes flat. Your personal brand deserved at least a lunch break of effort.
The Heatmap is a Desert
52 weeks of heatmap data, 3 lonely green cells. The tumbleweeds on your contribution graph are more active than you are.
TypeScript Monogamist
90% TypeScript, 9% CSS, and both repos are the exact same blog template. You found one pattern and photocopied it.
14-Year Head Start, Nothing to Show
Joined GitHub in April 2009 — over 14 years ago — and the entire public portfolio is two identical Notion blog clones from a single September weekend. That's a long runway for zero takeoff.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight50D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript90%
- CSS9%
- JavaScript0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
81
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
alykhan /
boeing747
TypeScript Next.js + Notion template for creating blog sites. Minimal personal project with clean configuration but limited scope; created and last updated within 24 hours in Sept 2023.
alykhan /
alykhan_info
Personal Notion blog template fork with TypeScript, deployed to alykhan.info, minimal customization—3 commits in 13 minutes on 2023-09-24, no tests/CI.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 5, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 24, 2023Created alykhan_info
- Sep 24, 2023Created boeing747 — Boeing 747 Vercel Template
- Sep 25, 2023Most recent push to boeing747
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.