01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Gardener
75% of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. You plant repos, walk away, and let them decompose. vlc_rtsp_server at 8 commits is basically your most active project.
One-Day Wonder
pypg_exporter was created and last pushed on the same day — March 17, 2023. That's not a project, that's a git init with dreams that died by lunch.
15 Commits in 365 Days
That's not a GitHub profile, that's a GitHub presence. You averaged fewer commits per week than the number of repos you abandoned. The heatmap looks like someone sneezed on a calendar.
100 Followers, 0 Following
You follow no one. Not a single account. Either you're running a bot farm or you have decided that the open-source community is beneath you — with 11 total stars, the feeling appears to be mutual.
ignore_errors: true
Your mysql-cluster Ansible role literally uses ignore_errors: true in the replication setup task. That's not infrastructure-as-code, that's infrastructure-as-hope.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
127 active days
Language distribution
- Python65%
- HTML31%
- Dockerfile4%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
15
Followers
100
Joined GitHub
Nov 2009
05 · Top repos
amazon /
vlc_rtsp_server
Minimal Docker-based RTSP server wrapper around VLC. Single Dockerfile, ~30KB total, only 8 commits over 12 months. Basic CI for Docker builds, no tests. Useful niche utility but very limited scope and adoption (3 stars).
amazon /
mysql-cluster
Ansible role for MySQL master-slave replication with Vagrant testing. Minimal adoption (2 stars), untyped Python, no CI/tests, thin documentation of core setup logic.
amazon /
pypg_exporter
Bare-bones PostgreSQL exporter scaffold with minimal code, no tests/CI, one-line README, and no sustained development. Announced as replacement for postgres_exporter but lacks implementation depth and community engagement.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 21, 2009Joined GitHub
- Dec 17, 2019Created mysql-cluster
- Jul 29, 2022Created vlc_rtsp_server
- Mar 17, 2023Created pypg_exporter — The PostgreSQL metrics exporter for Prometheus written in python as a drop-in replacement for https://github.com/prometheus-community/postgres_exporter
- Jul 5, 2023Most recent push to vlc_rtsp_server
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.