01 · Roasts
The 3-Minute Chef
chef-solo was created and last pushed within the same 3-minute window. That's not a repository — that's a copy-paste that accidentally hit 'git push'.
Heatmap Permafrost
Your heatmap looks like a campfire that burned brightly for 31 weeks then flash-froze. The last 21 weeks are a perfect void. staleRepoRatio: 1.0 — every single repo is officially abandoned.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI pipelines across 3 repos. You've got tests in two of them but nothing actually runs them. It's like buying gym equipment and leaving it in the box.
Follower-to-Output Mismatch
113 followers, 15 commits in the last year, and 11 total stars. Your professional bio (@mistralai, ex-@Datadog) is doing significantly more heavy lifting than your public GitHub ever has.
36 PRs, 0 Issues, 3 Repos
You filed 36 PRs this year externally but have 3 public repos of your own — all stale. The real engineering is clearly happening somewhere else. This GitHub profile is a ghost town with a doorbell.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight37F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
76 active days
Language distribution
- Vue58%
- JavaScript31%
- Python9%
- HTML1%
- Ruby1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
15
Followers
113
Joined GitHub
Feb 2019
05 · Top repos
amenasria /
CentraleLife
Personal board game project in Vue + Express with websocket multiplayer. Has tests and README, but untyped code, thin documentation, no CI, no license, and unclear maintenance trajectory.
amenasria /
BBB_svg_slides_scraper
Niche BBB presentation scraper with basic Python implementation, thin documentation, no CI/tests framework, and minimal activity (11 commits over 3 weeks). Hardcoded URLs in main.py limit reusability.
amenasria /
chef-solo
Minimal Chef configuration scaffold with no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Single commit within 3 minutes suggests a one-shot dump of boilerplate configuration files.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 5, 2019Joined GitHub
- Mar 30, 2021Created BBB_svg_slides_scraper — Slide scraping tool for BBB svg presentations
- Sep 22, 2021Created CentraleLife — 👽 Centrale Marseille board game powered by Vue
- Jun 27, 2022Created chef-solo
- Jun 27, 2022Most recent push to chef-solo
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.