01 · Roasts
Decade-Long Vacation
Your last push was 2014-05-05. That's not a graveyard repo — that's a fossil. GitHub was already 6 years old when you stopped showing up.
Language: Unknown
100% of your code is classified as 'Unknown' by GitHub. That's not a language distribution — it's a confession that there is no code.
The Loneliest Star
chef-repo has 1 star and 0 forks on a completely empty repository. Someone starred a blank scaffold. That star deserves a refund.
Joined 2009, Still Loading
You've had a GitHub account for 15+ years and have 0 commits in the past year, a fully blank activity heatmap, and one empty repo to show for it. The account aged better than the code.
README? Never Heard of It
Not a single repo has a README, tests, CI, or a license. chef-repo doesn't even have files. You didn't just skip the boring parts — you skipped all the parts.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight0F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
20
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Apr 24, 2009Joined GitHub
- May 5, 2014Created chef-repo
- May 5, 2014Most recent push to chef-repo
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.