01 · Roasts
The 87% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio of 0.87 means 30 of your 34 repos are digital fossils. You're less a developer and more an archaeologist of your own abandoned ambitions.
Solo Artist, Permanently
soloPct = 96% and totalPRsYear = 2. You've apparently discovered you can build an entire Raspberry Pi radio with Spotify, but collaborating on someone else's repo once a quarter is a bridge too far.
Commit Bursty, Not Bursty Enough
158 commits in a year with a gorgeous dense heatmap — but that adds up to less than 3 commits per active day. The pattern says 'I show up,' the total says 'briefly.'
Five Languages, Still No CI
You speak JavaScript, C#, TypeScript, Go, and Java — and somehow across all of them you've agreed that automated CI pipelines are someone else's problem. A polyglot who tests manually is still just crossing their fingers.
Raspberry Pi Radio as Career Peak
Your highest-impact repo is a personal internet radio for a single Raspberry Pi. 0 stars. It's genuinely impressive engineering — and completely invisible to the world. The forest built a concert hall; no one got the invite.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight51D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
258 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript34%
- C#20%
- TypeScript16%
- Go11%
- Java10%
- HTML3%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
30
Commits
last 12 months
158
Followers
55
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
andrewburgess /
radio
Typed Go + HTMX Raspberry Pi radio project with Spotify integration, hardware I2C/GPIO, structured architecture, comprehensive tests, and clear documentation. Active portfolio-tier shipping: 30+ commits in ~6 days with meaningful complexity (audio mixing, librespot subprocess, event bus).
andrewburgess /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo using chezmoi to manage configs across macOS, Linux, and Windows. Well-documented CLAUDE.md and organized directory structure, but 1 star, 0 forks indicate minimal adoption. 30 commits with active maintenance (last push April 2026) but narrow single-use scope.
andrewburgess /
datscool
P2P StumbleUpon-like app built in React using Beaker browser's dat protocol. Minimal stars/adoption but a complete, typed-adjacent, tested personal project with structured code and meaningful innovation in the P2P space.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 29, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 12, 2019Created datscool — Discover and share DAT cool stuff
- Jan 4, 2025Created dotfiles — My dotfiles
- Apr 18, 2026Created radio — A hardware radio that plays Spotify
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to radio
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.