01 · Roasts
The Vanishing Act
You joined GitHub in August 2020 and have produced exactly 1 public repo in nearly 6 years. The heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with 3 dots.
Commit Ghost
20 commits in the past year, concentrated in roughly 3 weeks out of 52. That's not a development schedule, that's a cameo appearance.
Lone Wolf, No Pack
1 follower, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 external contributions. GitHub is a social platform — you're using it like a private diary that nobody reads.
94% JavaScript... and Nothing Else
Your entire language portfolio is JS/CSS/HTML from a single React app. The language pie chart is basically a monolith with garnish.
Big Idea, Thin Track Record
60 AI agents debating geopolitical news is a genuinely cool idea. But with 12 commits and no tests or CI, geo-dudes is closer to a README than a product.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight50D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript94%
- CSS5%
- HTML1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
20
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Aug 2020
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Aug 25, 2020Joined GitHub
- Mar 20, 2026Created geo-dudes
- Apr 5, 2026Most recent push to geo-dudes
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.