01 · Roasts
Burst-and-Ghost Developer
Your entire GitHub career is five activity spikes across 5 weeks, then radio silence. The heatmap looks less like a developer profile and more like a pulse oximeter reading during a coma.
The 5-Minute Writer
Your 'Writings' repo has 3 commits squeezed into a 5-minute window on 2026-05-24. That's not version control — that's ctrl+S with extra steps.
Prototype Graveyard Architect
FreshSight-AI: created and abandoned on the same day (2026-03-30). PiNNs: 2-day sprint, gone. Anti-MABL: 9 KB and counting. You have strong opinions about what to build and zero opinions about finishing things.
Mathematically Ambitious, Practically Absent
Mock_Modular_Attention brings Ramanujan q-series to ML attention mechanisms — legitimately interesting math — yet has 1 star, 0 forks, and no CI pipeline. Euler himself would have added a GitHub Actions badge.
Invisible to the World
0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 forks, 1 total star (from a mystery benefactor). You've been on GitHub since March 2026 and the community doesn't know you exist yet.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
10 active days
Language distribution
- Python71%
- Jupyter Notebook29%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
80
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Mar 2026
05 · Top repos
anirudh-p1 /
Mock_Modular_Attention-v1
Mathematically grounded Ramanujan q-series attention kernel replacing softmax with mock theta functions. Typed Python with structured codebase, comprehensive tests, but very early-stage (1 star, 2-month history, no CI).
anirudh-p1 /
FreshSight-AI
Early-stage proof-of-concept for AI-powered produce freshness monitoring with CNN, pricing, and food-bank integration. Well-documented with structured architecture and tests, but nascent (7 commits, 42 KB, 0 stars) and not yet shipped.
anirudh-p1 /
PiNNs_for_Metabolic_Thresholds
Physics-informed neural network for metabolic threshold prediction using VO₂, lactate, and power ODEs. Prototype with synthetic data generator, training pipeline, and Gradio UI; incomplete physics_loss.py and app.py cutoff.
anirudh-p1 /
Gartner_Hype_Cycle_Matplotlib
One-off visualization script implementing a mathematical model of the Gartner Hype Cycle with Numpy and Matplotlib. 10 KB codebase, minimal scope, no tests or CI, but clear documentation of the core equation in README.
anirudh-p1 /
Writings
Personal writing collection with minimal structure: bare README, 414 KB total, 3 commits in 5 minutes on 2026-05-24, no tests/CI/license, untyped content.
anirudh-p1 /
Anti-MABL
Early-stage space exercise control system with minimal documentation. 9KB codebase with untyped Python, no tests, no CI, and minimal commit history in first 24 hours. Conceptual project but needs substantial development.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 6, 2026Joined GitHub
- Mar 6, 2026Created Gartner_Hype_Cycle_Matplotlib — A mathematical model of the Gartner Hype Cycle using Numpy and Matplotlib.
- Mar 7, 2026Created PiNNs_for_Metabolic_Thresholds — Prototype
- Mar 12, 2026Created Anti-MABL — Anti-MABL: ML-powered adaptive resistance control system for space-based upper body training machines. Prevents bone degradation in microgravity using real-time fatigue prediction.
- Mar 24, 2026Created Mock_Modular_Attention-v1 — Mock Modular Attention (MMA): Ramanujan Q-Series and Mock Theta Kernels for Symmetry-Constrained Sequential Learning
- Mar 30, 2026Created FreshSight-AI — CNN designed to monitor the freshness of perishable produce in real time at the retail stage of the food supply chain.
- May 24, 2026Created Writings — A collection of essays, pre-prints, and articles exploring a wide variety of topics.
- May 24, 2026Most recent push to Writings
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.