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aparij

Alex Parij

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GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

97% Graveyard

With a staleRepoRatio of 0.97, your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig. Out of 49 repos, roughly 47.5 of them are fossils.

Zero Commits This Year

totalCommitsYear = 0. The heatmap looks like a sensory deprivation tank. Even the handful of dots that exist appear to be accidental.

ActionScript Archaeologist

20% of your codebase is ActionScript — a language that Adobe killed in 2020. Flash called, it wants its nostalgia back.

Stack Overflow Superfan

Two of your three scored projects are SO Careers scrapers. At some point you had to ask yourself: 'Is this a hobby or a cry for help from the job market?'

44 Stars Across 49 Repos

Less than 1 star per repo on average. At this rate, each project is approximately 90% invisible to the outside world.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    35F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

4 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript40%
  • ActionScript20%
  • Python17%
  • CSS13%
  • TypeScript3%
  • Rust2%
  • Other5%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

29

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

47

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 14, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. May 2, 2016
    Created soCareersScrape — StackOverflow careers site scraper
  3. Jul 7, 2016
    Created soCareers-Data — Data and data processing scripts of StackOverflow Careers pages
  4. Apr 22, 2020
    Created react_rogue_ts — Roguelike written with ReactJS + Typescript
  5. Feb 13, 2026
    Most recent push to react_rogue_ts

07 · Compare

github.com/
aparij · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total26.0
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall26.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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