01 · Roasts
The 7-Second Engineer
darkspawnscript was created AND last pushed within 7 seconds. That's not a commit history, that's a sneeze. Even your reflexes ship faster than your roadmap.
Obfuscation Is Not Architecture
Two of your three repos are Luraph-obfuscated bytecode blobs. Hiding your code doesn't make it sophisticated — it just means even YOU can't read it six months later.
1 Commit Per Year Club
totalCommitsYear = 1. You have 17 public repos and made ONE tracked commit this year. The heatmap looks like a prairie in a drought.
Zero for Everything
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 READMEs. The only thing you haven't scored zero on is the number of obfuscated malware repos.
The 3-Minute MVP
asandalprevolutionset was born and 'completed' between 20:12 and 20:15 on the same day. That's less time than it takes to brew coffee — and the result is about as nourishing.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight7F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Lua77%
- Python23%
- Batchfile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
16
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2025
05 · Top repos
asandalp-pixel /
asandalprevolutionset
Personal Lua script collection for Roblox gathering patterns; no documentation, tests, or CI; created and last pushed same day; extremely limited scope.
asandalp-pixel /
darkspawnscript
Empty scaffold with single obfuscated Lua file; zero documentation, tests, CI, or license. Created and pushed same minute (2025-07-09). No stars, forks, or activity history. Unreadable artifact.
asandalp-pixel /
-23asd
Obfuscated Lua malware repository. Contains only two obfuscated binary files (Luraph-protected Lua bytecode) with no documentation, tests, CI/CD, or legitimate source code. Zero stars and 12 days old with minimal commits.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 1, 2025Joined GitHub
- Jun 28, 2025Created -23asd
- Jul 9, 2025Created darkspawnscript
- Feb 17, 2026Created asandalprevolutionset — my revolution settings
- Feb 17, 2026Most recent push to asandalprevolutionset
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.