01 · Roasts
One-Star Wonder
126 stars on islechat is genuinely impressive — too bad the other 28 public repos are either empty scaffolds or ghost towns. One breakout repo does not a portfolio make.
emergent-trade: The Void
emergent-trade was created on 2026-08-16, pushed within 2 seconds, and contains literally zero files. At least name your placeholders something aspirational while they rot.
96 Commits, Spread Across 52 Weeks
The heatmap is more blank space than a minimalist art gallery. Week 17 showed up like it had something to prove — the other 51 weeks just watched.
Community of One
0 PRs, 1 issue, and 0 forks opened externally this year. isle.chat has users but Asher apparently doesn't interact with anyone else's code. Solo ship, solo island.
100k LOC, 0 Stars
Rainfrog (gamecall) is 5MB of Chess960, Fog of War, 8-Ball physics V7/V8/V9, and a full Expo mobile app — and not a single star. The most thorough project nobody knows about.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight58D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight69C
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
31 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript56%
- JavaScript15%
- HTML13%
- Go6%
- Python4%
- EJS2%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
28
Commits
last 12 months
96
Followers
31
Joined GitHub
May 2020
05 · Top repos
ashfn /
islechat
SSH-powered chat server with Discord-like UI (Bubble Tea), SQLite/PostgreSQL persistence, channel management, and multi-timezone support. Well-structured Go codebase with CI/CD (Docker multi-arch builds), but lacks test suite and license.
ashfn /
gamecall
Rainfrog: Expo asynchronous multiplayer game platform with TypeScript backend, Prisma/Postgres, Chess/Word Drop/8-Ball engines, Socket.IO realtime, 5MB codebase from 2024.
ashfn /
emergent-trade
Empty repository scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no meaningful content. Created and immediately pushed with no substantive work.
06 · Timeline
- May 20, 2020Joined GitHub
- Mar 9, 2024Created gamecall
- Dec 29, 2025Created islechat — tiny chat server powered by SSH
- Aug 16, 2026Created emergent-trade
- Aug 22, 2026Most recent push to islechat
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.