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asyncmind0

Steven Joseph

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

15 Years, 11 Commits

You joined GitHub in 2009. That's 15 years of GitHub account ownership resulting in 11 public commits this year and a heatmap that looks like a star field in a dead galaxy.

Test? Never Heard of Her

date_util, ntmux, TAQtile — three repos, three test suites needed, zero test suites present. You've written CI configs that verify code you've never verified.

143 Repos, 8 Total Stars

You have 143 public repos and have accumulated a grand total of 8 stars across them all. That's 0.056 stars per repo. Even your README files aren't getting liked.

70% Graveyard Ratio

Stale repo ratio: 0.7. Seven out of ten repos you've ever created are now digital fossils. Founder @DamageBDD apparently also does damage to codebases by abandoning them.

Emacs + Vim + Python + C + Shell = Still 0 Tests

Six languages, three domains, 15 years of experience — and not a single test file across the three projects we could actually score. The breadth is real; the discipline is not.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    46D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

17 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Emacs Lisp21%
  • Vim Script21%
  • Python21%
  • Shell13%
  • C9%
  • C++5%
  • Other10%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

20

Commits

last 12 months

11

Followers

42

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 16, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jul 8, 2021
    Created TAQtile — TAQtile - Tactical Advanced Qtile Config
  3. Jan 9, 2022
    Created date_util — Erlang datetime utility methods.
  4. Apr 10, 2022
    Created ntmux — NTmux - Nested Tmux Script
  5. Mar 4, 2026
    Most recent push to date_util

07 · Compare

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asyncmind0 · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total45.7
Top-end curve+1.8
Final overall47.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
asyncmind0 · 47.5/100 — Rate My GitHub