01 · Roasts
6 Commits, 1 Day, 0 Regrets
Your entire GitHub career fits in a 75-minute coffee break. 6 commits on May 11th and then… silence. That's not a profile, that's a Post-it note.
Language: Unknown (Appropriately)
GitHub can't detect a single programming language across your repos because there is no code — just markdown. Your language proficiency is literally classified as 'Unknown'.
3KB of Ambition
The entire codebase you've shipped to the world weighs 3 kilobytes. That's smaller than most profile pictures. A haiku has more depth.
The Heatmap Lies
Your contribution heatmap looks surprisingly lush — until you realize totalCommitsYear is 6. Those green squares are borrowed vibes from a past you haven't coded yet.
20 Followers, 0 PRs
Somehow you've accumulated 20 followers without writing a line of code, opening a single issue, or merging one PR. You're influencing people purely by existing.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight10F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
248 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
6
Followers
20
Joined GitHub
Jan 2025
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jan 9, 2025Joined GitHub
- May 11, 2026Created autoantohaki
- May 11, 2026Most recent push to autoantohaki
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.