01 · Roasts
63 Commits, 0 PRs, 0 Issues
A full year of activity and not a single external PR or issue opened on anyone else's code. GitHub is a social network and you're using it as a USB drive.
64% Graveyard Rate
Nearly two-thirds of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
express-starter: The Eternal Template
One hello-world endpoint, no README, no tests, and a 10-month gap before a single follow-up commit. Six people forked this. Six. What are they building? We may never know.
79% JavaScript, 0% Tests
You write JavaScript for a living and MDX for fun, but apparently write zero test files across your entire public portfolio. The bio says line 32 threw an error — we believe it.
Joined 2018, Still Warming Up
Six years on GitHub, 63 commits this year, and a stale-repo majority. The roses-are-red bio is charming but the commit graph suggests the violet half of that poem is doing most of the work.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight38F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
219 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript79%
- TypeScript11%
- MDX5%
- PHP2%
- Handlebars1%
- CSS1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
25
Commits
last 12 months
63
Followers
25
Joined GitHub
Dec 2018
05 · Top repos
avashForReal /
caddy-control
TypeScript/Next.js app for programmatic Caddy domain routing with UI dashboard. ~30 commits over ~5 weeks, typed code, structured src/, Prisma schema, but no tests/CI and modest star count (6 stars, 2 forks).
avashForReal /
blog-next
Personal Next.js blog with MDX content using TypeScript, featuring technical articles on Node.js, Docker, and Postman. Typed codebase with structured layout and meaningful documentation through blog content, but minimal configuration and no tests/CI.
avashForReal /
express-starter
Minimal Express starter template with basic hello-world endpoint, no documentation, tests, CI, or type safety. 10KB codebase with single recent commit in 10+ months shows experimental, one-off nature.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 25, 2018Joined GitHub
- Sep 5, 2023Created blog-next
- Sep 8, 2023Created express-starter
- Mar 23, 2025Created caddy-control — A simple, open-source tool for programatically managing whitelabel custom domains for SaaS applications using Caddy.
- Apr 29, 2025Most recent push to caddy-control
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.