01 · Roasts
Two Hangman Games, Zero READMEs
You built the same Hangman game twice (avedco.github.io and hangman-game) within the same day and somehow still didn't add a README to either one. Not even a one-liner.
4 Commits in 365 Days
Your entire year of GitHub activity fits on a sticky note: 4 commits, spread across 3 days, all finishing in under 10 minutes each. The heatmap is basically a Where's Waldo puzzle with nothing to find.
alert() Is Not Error Handling
hangman-game's entire error strategy is browser alert() calls. That's not a game mechanic — that's a cry for help from 2003.
The Phantom Zip File
projectile-motion-program's only documentation is 'Please unzip the file in whole and run main.py' — there is no zip file in the repo. Schrödinger's archive.
GitHub Tourist Card: Stamped
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues — the full set. You've been on GitHub since May 2020 and the community engagement counter is still reading exactly zero.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight21F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript56%
- CSS26%
- HTML18%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
4
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
May 2020
05 · Top repos
avedco /
avedco.github.io
A fresh Hangman game built in vanilla JavaScript. Created today (2025-01-24) with 2 commits in ~4 minutes. No README, tests, CI, or structured documentation. Untyped, minimal scope, single-sprint starter project with inline styles and procedural code.
avedco /
hangman-game
Brand-new hangman game (11 KB, 1 commit in 2 minutes) with working game mechanics but no tests, CI, documentation, license, or TypeScript. Lacks professional structure for production use.
avedco /
projectile-motion-program
Single-day dump: 0 stars, no README, no tests/CI, untyped Python script. Only 2 commits in 8 minutes on 2025-09-26. Minimal evidence of intentional project structure.
06 · Timeline
- May 20, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jan 24, 2025Created hangman-game
- Jan 24, 2025Created avedco.github.io
- Sep 26, 2025Created projectile-motion-program — A small projectile motion program. Please unzip the file in whole and run the main.py file for it to work.
- Sep 26, 2025Most recent push to projectile-motion-program
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.