01 · Roasts
64% HTML is not a systems programmer
Your bio says 'Ex-Kernel@MSFT' but your language breakdown says 64% HTML and 12% Rich Text Format. Either your documentation is your product, or GitHub is silently judging you.
Zero forks across 125 repos
125 public repos, 8 total stars, 0 forks. The community has collectively decided not to build on anything you've shipped. That's statistically impressive in the wrong direction.
NetworkDirect_DDK: the one-and-done
Created 2025-04-03, last pushed 2025-04-03 — a repo born and abandoned on the same day. Even the git history couldn't be bothered to show up twice.
No tests. Not once. Not ever.
Across every scored repo — LwMQ.net, InterviewBasics, NetworkDirect_DDK — HAS_TESTS=no. For someone designing RDMA messaging libraries, 'it compiles' appears to be the full test suite.
Commit cliff at week 36
Your heatmap is genuinely active for the first 36 weeks, then falls off a cliff into near-silence. Whatever you were building in the first half of the year, it either shipped or escaped.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight30F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
203 active days
Language distribution
- HTML64%
- Rich Text Format12%
- JavaScript9%
- C7%
- C++4%
- PowerShell3%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
291
Followers
27
Joined GitHub
Apr 2014
05 · Top repos
axelriet /
InterviewBasics
Educational DSA implementations in C++ covering BST, heap, ring buffer, and sudoku solver. Typed, documented, structured with multiple complete algorithms, but minimal adoption (1 star) and limited distribution.
axelriet /
LwMQ.net
Early-stage DMA-first messaging library with ambitious RDMA/IPC design goals. Complex C++ API with samples, rich documentation, but minimal adoption signals (7 stars, 0 forks, very recent—May 2025 created). HAS_TESTS=no, HAS_CI=no, HAS_LICENSE=no limit production confidence.
axelriet /
NetworkDirect_DDK
One-shot dump of NetworkDirect DDK header files and sample test utilities with no README, no version control history, no tests/CI, minimal documentation beyond inline comments, and unclear purpose or ownership.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 28, 2014Joined GitHub
- Apr 3, 2025Created NetworkDirect_DDK
- Apr 7, 2025Created InterviewBasics — Example C-ish (C++ flavored C) of some classic data structures and algorithms (DSA) problems.
- May 28, 2025Created LwMQ.net — Lightweight DMA-First Brokerless IPC Messaging
- Jul 27, 2026Most recent push to LwMQ.net
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.