01 · Roasts
The One-Second Committer
portfolio-optimiser was pushed in a single-second window on 2026-08-27. 45 tests and a multi-module architecture appeared fully formed, as if summoned from the void. GitHub history is not a portfolio dump site.
Serial LBO Abandoner
You have TWO LBO-related repos: lbo-model (barely alive) and LBO-Model-Builder (literally 0 KB, 0 commits). You couldn't even finish abandoning one before starting the next one to abandon.
0 Followers, 0 PRs, 0 Issues
soloPct is 96%, followers is 0, totalPRsYear is 0. You are a GitHub island. The 'Co-founder & CEO' bio suggests you're building things — just not, apparently, with or for anyone on this platform.
49 Empty Weeks
Your heatmap has meaningful activity in exactly 3 of 52 weeks — all in a short August burst. The remaining 49 weeks are flat zero. That's less a contribution graph and more a hospital EKG for a repo that's coding in its sleep.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero repos have CI configured. Not one. You've written Pydantic schemas, typed dataclasses, and 45 unit tests — but apparently the concept of automated pipelines is still a 2027 goal.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
6 active days
Language distribution
- Python83%
- TypeScript14%
- CSS2%
- Mako0%
- Shell0%
- HTML0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
16
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Feb 2022
05 · Top repos
ayush-jha-ai /
lumina-classifier
Educational diagnostic classifier for GCSE maths that distinguishes process errors from knowledge gaps using a hybrid rule-layer + LLM approach, with typed schema and structured tiered design, but minimal age and commit count.
ayush-jha-ai /
lbo-model
Full-stack LBO modeling app with FastAPI backend and React TypeScript frontend; pure calculation engine with multi-tranche debt scheduling and sensitivity analysis. Newly created repo with minimal history.
ayush-jha-ai /
portfolio-optimiser
Portfolio optimization decision-support tool with Python implementation of Gordon Growth, CAPM, bond YTM, Black-Litterman, and mean-variance solvers. Real-world domain work but personal project with minimal adoption signals—1 star, 0 forks, single push event.
ayush-jha-ai /
github-final-project
Simple interest calculator script in Shell with basic README documentation. Minimal scope, no tests, no CI, and essentially a one-off homework/tutorial project with no actual implementation files visible.
ayush-jha-ai /
LBO-Model-Builder
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no meaningful content. Created and immediately abandoned on 2026-08-24.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 25, 2022Joined GitHub
- Aug 16, 2026Created github-final-project
- Aug 24, 2026Created LBO-Model-Builder
- Aug 24, 2026Created lbo-model
- Aug 26, 2026Created lumina-classifier — Lumina diagnostic classifier: process-error vs knowledge-gap step classification for GCSE maths, per the design plan's C->B->A sequencing.
- Aug 27, 2026Created portfolio-optimiser
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to portfolio-optimiser
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.