01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Desert
Your commit heatmap looks like a Sahara satellite image — 35 out of 52 weeks are completely blank. UoMMods got a heroic 8-week sprint in the middle, then radio silence. Consistency is a habit, not a highlight reel.
Test-Free Zone
Three repos, zero test files, zero CI pipelines. UoMMods has a 900-line Planner.tsx and a Supabase backend with zero automated validation. One bad deploy and your course dependency graph becomes a dependency catastrophe.
License? Never Heard of Her
Not a single one of your 7 repos has a license. That means legally, nobody can use, fork, or contribute to your code. UoMMods' 6 stars are sitting on legally ambiguous ground. Slap an MIT on it.
PlayClause: The 3-Commit Wonder
PlayClause has 3 commits, all in a single day, no backend, no tests, no CI — and somehow made it onto your public profile. That's not a project, that's a Figma wireframe that escaped into GitHub.
3 Followers, 0 PRs
98 commits in a year, 16 issues opened, and yet 0 external PRs filed on anyone else's code. You're coding in a sealed room. The open-source community exists; consider knocking on its door.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
44 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript62%
- Python36%
- CSS2%
- JavaScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
98
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
May 2022
05 · Top repos
b1-ing /
UoMMods
University of Manchester course planner with module search, workload analysis, and dependency graphs. TypeScript Next.js + Python scraper, documented but no tests/CI; modest production readiness for a university-specific tool.
b1-ing /
PlayClause
Early-stage Next.js UI prototype for legal contract harmonization with TypeScript components and Tailwind styling, but only 3 commits in 1 day with no backend logic, tests, or CI—clearly experimental.
b1-ing /
uom-caslogin-for-nextjs
A fresh University of Manchester CAS Login implementation for Next.js in TypeScript (69 KB, 2 commits since 2026-02-04). Typed and structured with API routes and session management, but minimal documentation (one-line README), no tests/CI, missing license, and essentially a one-shot commit dump.
06 · Timeline
- May 7, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jun 5, 2025Created UoMMods
- Sep 8, 2025Created PlayClause
- Feb 4, 2026Created uom-caslogin-for-nextjs — An implementation of the University of Manchester's CAS Login in TypeScript for Next.js projects.
- Feb 4, 2026Most recent push to uom-caslogin-for-nextjs
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.