01 · Roasts
91% Assembly? Really?
Your public language breakdown is 91% Assembly — not because you're writing OS kernels, but because curl's libcurl-for-win or similar repo skewed everything. Your actual life's work is in C and you somehow let Assembly steal the spotlight on your own profile.
1,152 PRs but Zero Tests
You opened 1,152 pull requests this year and not a single one of your public repos has HAS_TESTS=yes. You're out here reviewing everyone else's code while your own repos are held together by documentation and vibes.
239 Stars for a Folder of Emails
Your 'emails' repo — literally a folder of 100 emails you received — has 239 stars. You accidentally made a more popular repo than most engineers will in their careers, and it's just your inbox.
53% Stale Repo Rate
Over half your 52 public repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. For someone committing 1,820 times a year, you've got a graveyard problem. curl may be immortal but your side projects are not.
7,747 Followers, 0 CI Pipelines
Nearly 8,000 people watch your GitHub activity, and none of them will find a single green CI badge across your personal repos. The most followed person in the room ships without a safety net.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight71B
- Consistency20% weight80A
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight80A
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
326 active days
Language distribution
- Assembly91%
- C6%
- HTML1%
- Perl1%
- Raku0%
- Shell0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
34
Commits
last 12 months
1,820
Followers
7,747
Joined GitHub
Jan 2010
05 · Top repos
bagder /
ca-bundle
Mozilla CA bundle extraction service: well-maintained data distribution repo with 12-year history, clear documentation, and 30 recent commits. Narrow functional scope (certificate data extraction and conversion) but solid production utility backing curl.se.
bagder /
daniel.haxx.se
Personal portfolio website for curl founder Daniel Stenberg; well-documented with 200+ MB of content, structured with Makefile-driven build system, but primarily a static site rather than a reusable software project.
bagder /
emails
A personal archive of 100 emails received by bagder (curl author) spanning 2009–2026, with auto-generated Perl-based index generation. Thin documentation, no tests/CI, minimal architectural depth beyond email storage.
bagder /
c-comments
Single-file Perl utility for extracting C comments and strings. Early-stage project (created 2026-03-11, 7 commits in 30 days) with clear intent but minimal scope. Lacks tests, CI, and structured architecture; untyped Perl with basic documentation.
bagder /
bagder
A personal README-only repo serving as a portfolio/contact page for the curl project founder. No actual code, tests, CI, or structured content—purely informational about the author's achievements and project affiliations.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 5, 2010Joined GitHub
- May 8, 2014Created ca-bundle — The Mozilla CA bundle extracted and converted to PEM. This repository functions as a backup to the automated service on the curl web site.
- Jul 25, 2020Created bagder
- Sep 3, 2021Created daniel.haxx.se — This is the contents of the daniel.haxx.se website
- Jan 11, 2024Created emails — emails I received
- Mar 11, 2026Created c-comments — A tool that extracts only command and quoted strings from a given C source code
- May 25, 2026Most recent push to daniel.haxx.se
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.