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bagder

Daniel Stenberg

B

Solid engineer

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

91% Assembly? Really?

Your public language breakdown is 91% Assembly — not because you're writing OS kernels, but because curl's libcurl-for-win or similar repo skewed everything. Your actual life's work is in C and you somehow let Assembly steal the spotlight on your own profile.

1,152 PRs but Zero Tests

You opened 1,152 pull requests this year and not a single one of your public repos has HAS_TESTS=yes. You're out here reviewing everyone else's code while your own repos are held together by documentation and vibes.

239 Stars for a Folder of Emails

Your 'emails' repo — literally a folder of 100 emails you received — has 239 stars. You accidentally made a more popular repo than most engineers will in their careers, and it's just your inbox.

53% Stale Repo Rate

Over half your 52 public repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. For someone committing 1,820 times a year, you've got a graveyard problem. curl may be immortal but your side projects are not.

7,747 Followers, 0 CI Pipelines

Nearly 8,000 people watch your GitHub activity, and none of them will find a single green CI badge across your personal repos. The most followed person in the room ships without a safety net.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    71B
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    80A
  • Quality
    20% weight
    52D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    80A

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

326 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Assembly91%
  • C6%
  • HTML1%
  • Perl1%
  • Raku0%
  • Shell0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

34

Commits

last 12 months

1,820

Followers

7,747

Joined GitHub

Jan 2010

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 5, 2010
    Joined GitHub
  2. May 8, 2014
    Created ca-bundle — The Mozilla CA bundle extracted and converted to PEM. This repository functions as a backup to the automated service on the curl web site.
  3. Jul 25, 2020
    Created bagder
  4. Sep 3, 2021
    Created daniel.haxx.se — This is the contents of the daniel.haxx.se website
  5. Jan 11, 2024
    Created emails — emails I received
  6. Mar 11, 2026
    Created c-comments — A tool that extracts only command and quoted strings from a given C source code
  7. May 25, 2026
    Most recent push to daniel.haxx.se

07 · Compare

github.com/
bagder · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total65.9
Top-end curve+5.8
Final overall71.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
bagder · 71.7/100 — Rate My GitHub