01 · Roasts
The Sleeping Giant
51 public repos, 16 years on GitHub, and exactly 0 commits in the past year. The heatmap is so empty it looks like a minimalist art piece — one lonesome green square in week 9 and then silence.
The 41-Second Engineer
arduino-scope was created and last-pushed within 41 seconds of each other. That's not a project, that's a git init followed by immediate regret.
README? Never Heard of Her
Zero out of three scored repos have a README. w2touch has Spring DI, Restlet, and JDBC DAOs — a proper architecture — all documented by absolute nothing.
95% Graveyard
staleRepoRatio = 0.95: 95% of your 51 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. GitHub is basically a cemetery at this point, and you're the groundskeeper who stopped showing up.
Peak Breadth, Zero Depth
Jupyter, C++, Ruby, Java, C, JavaScript — six languages across the portfolio, yet every single project is either a one-day sprint or a decade-old relic. Wide as a puddle, deep as a receipt.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight29F
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook51%
- C++10%
- Ruby9%
- Java7%
- C6%
- JavaScript5%
- Other12%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
42
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
17
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
bdomokos74 /
w2touch
Personal chat/content management REST API project with typed Java architecture (JDBC DAOs, Spring DI, Restlet framework) but lacks README, tests show minimal coverage, no CI, and 14 years since last activity despite recent push date.
bdomokos74 /
JUGEventsIPhone
Simple iPhone app to browse Java User Group events. 2010-era Objective-C code without README, tests exist but no CI, minimal stars/adoption, short 6-day development window.
bdomokos74 /
arduino-scope
A one-off Arduino oscilloscope project from 2021 with no README, no tests, no CI, and minimal documentation. Single commit, 34 KB total size. Untyped Python UI + Arduino firmware, but no sustained development or community signal.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 14, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 14, 2009Created w2touch — w2touch is an personal content management application to publish and share data between different clients.
- Sep 1, 2010Created JUGEventsIPhone — Simple app to browse the jugevents website
- Jan 3, 2021Created arduino-scope
- Dec 15, 2022Most recent push to w2touch
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.