01 · Roasts
22 commits in a year
22 public commits in the past year. That's less than 2 per month — your heatmap looks like a starfield with the telescope capped. Even your astrophotography hobby demands more consistent exposure time.
86% C++ with zero C++ repos scored
Your language breakdown screams C++ systems engineer at 86%, yet every repo we could analyze is Lua, Java, or Python. Where's the C++ work? Buried in private repos or is it all just header files from a tutorial?
Half your repos are abandonware
staleRepoRatio = 0.50 — exactly half your public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. VulnerabilityPatcher has been gathering dust since Minecraft 1.16 dropped. That's not a portfolio, that's a museum.
Calculator.py: the eternal beginner badge
Python-Calculator has been alive since 2019 with under 100 lines of code, no tests, and 4 stars — probably all from people who found it by accident. Six years and it still can't do calculus.
2 PRs, 2 issues, 11 followers
Total external contributions this year: 2 PRs, 2 issues. Community engagement so low it could be a rounding error. William, you work at a company that ships real embedded systems — maybe let GitHub know?
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
41 active days
Language distribution
- C++86%
- C10%
- Cuda2%
- CMake1%
- Java0%
- Lua0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
22
Followers
11
Joined GitHub
Aug 2015
05 · Top repos
berwil-1 /
TeardownPerformanceMod
Teardown performance mod with modular architecture (7 feature modules), comprehensive UI, and active maintenance (recent 2026 push). Lua-based, ~16KB, 30 recent commits. Ships with README and license but lacks tests, CI, and type safety.
berwil-1 /
VulnerabilityPatcher
Minecraft server plugin blocking 20+ exploits with type-safe Java, modular event handlers, and version-specific NBT manipulation (1.13–1.16), but narrow adoption (6 stars) and minimal external evidence of production use.
berwil-1 /
Python-Calculator
Personal Python calculator project under 100 LOC with basic math/trig functionality. Typed language is untyped; has README and CI-free approach. Modest adoption (4 stars) with recent activity (last push 2025-08-18).
06 · Timeline
- Aug 11, 2015Joined GitHub
- Jan 12, 2019Created VulnerabilityPatcher
- May 21, 2019Created Python-Calculator — An advanced but yet simple Python calculator that works in 3.6+.
- Jul 18, 2021Created TeardownPerformanceMod
- May 4, 2026Most recent push to TeardownPerformanceMod
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.