01 · Roasts
98% HTML by Bytes
Your language breakdown says 'systems developer' but your repo bytes scream 'accidentally committed node_modules'. 98% HTML on a profile claiming Java and Python is a special kind of optical illusion.
prosperity4: The One-Hour Wonder
Created 2026-04-14, last pushed 2026-04-14 — prosperity4 lived its entire life in under 60 minutes. Three commits and a hardcoded file path is not a project, it's a sticky note.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
Three repos, 90 commits, and the social footprint of a new GitHub account created five minutes ago. You are coding in a sealed vacuum chamber.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI pipelines across all repos. Elevate has JWT auth and Spring Security but deploys via 'trust me, it compiles'. The bravery is staggering.
Bursty and Ghostly
Your heatmap looks like a seismograph: intense bursts of activity followed by weeks of complete silence. Consistency score of 35 is being generous — most of that heatmap is empty desert.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
34 active days
Language distribution
- HTML98%
- Java1%
- Python0%
- C0%
- TypeScript0%
- SCSS0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
90
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2024
05 · Top repos
bhagyapatel178 /
Elevate
Personal fitness platform (Spring Boot + Angular) with user auth, progress tracking, and friend matching. Typed, documented structure, but thin README and limited real-world signals—early-stage indie project.
bhagyapatel178 /
Shared-Grocery-Service
Early-stage student grocery-sharing app with socket backend and Kivy UI. Has typed code structure and some tests, but lacks CI, license, and relies on hardcoded assumptions (localhost, dummy data). 30 commits over ~2 weeks shows focused initial work.
bhagyapatel178 /
prosperity4
One-off exploratory data analysis script for commodity market data. No README, tests, CI, or meaningful documentation. Created and last pushed same day (2026-04-14) with only 3 commits. Simple analytical code with no reusable architecture.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 6, 2024Joined GitHub
- Nov 26, 2024Created Shared-Grocery-Service — Implemented collective orders to helps reduce overall delivery costs and improve shopping efficiency
- Jun 16, 2025Created Elevate — Fitness platform that matches gym-goers with peers at similar strength levels and tracks lift-by-lift progress
- Apr 14, 2026Created prosperity4
- Apr 14, 2026Most recent push to prosperity4
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.