01 · Roasts
Ghost Town Follower Count
0 followers, 0 following — GitHub thinks you're a shadow account. Even bots have followers. Your social presence is so minimal the algorithm probably forgot you exist.
The 2-Second Commit Artist
'speaker' was created AND last pushed within a 2-second window. That's not a repo — that's a folder you accidentally uploaded while reaching for your coffee. 3 commits sampled from a repo that's younger than a TikTok.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI across all 3 repos. Not one GitHub Action, not one Netlify hook, not one lonely YAML file. You built a RevenueCat paywall with biometric lock but couldn't be bothered to run tests automatically.
109 Commits, 52 Weeks
That's an average of 2.1 commits per week. Your heatmap looks like a city skyline after a power outage — bursts of light surrounded by long, dark silence.
24 App Names, 0 Stars
siteData.js references 24+ named consumer apps (Luma, PupTempo, Throughline...) and the grand total of public GitHub stars across your entire portfolio is zero. The apps either ship privately or exist only in legal pages.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
102 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript48%
- Swift30%
- TypeScript12%
- PHP4%
- Blade2%
- HTML2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
17
Commits
last 12 months
109
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Feb 2017
05 · Top repos
bilaal5279 /
digitalsproutwebsite
React + Vite marketing site for DigitalSprout app studio. Showcases TipMint (hospitality shift tracker) and legacy app legal pages. Typed ESLint setup, Vitest test suite (6 passing integration tests), Tailwind CSS styling. 30 commits in ~8 months, untyped JavaScript, no CI/license.
bilaal5279 /
budgetplanner
Personal budget planning app in Swift with SwiftUI, typed models, multi-feature architecture (transactions, budgets, analytics), but no README, tests, CI, or releases; 13 commits in 12 days suggests experimental status.
bilaal5279 /
speaker
One-shot iOS speaker cleaner app in Swift. Functional audio engine with AVFoundation and haptics; clean SwiftUI UI. No README, tests, CI, license, or documentation. Created and last pushed same day (Jan 5, 2026). Plausibly a fresh prototype dump.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 23, 2017Joined GitHub
- Dec 5, 2025Created digitalsproutwebsite
- Dec 19, 2025Created budgetplanner
- Jan 5, 2026Created speaker
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to digitalsproutwebsite
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.