01 · Roasts
3 Commits, 1 Bio, Infinite Hype
Your GitHub bio is longer than your entire commit history. You've written more words about Tor and I2P than you've written lines of meaningful version-controlled code — 3 commits total this year.
The Heatmap Is a Desert
Your contribution heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most of the dots missing. 43 consecutive weeks of absolute zero activity, and then a brief flicker of life in the last 9.
No Tests, No CI, No License, No Problem (Apparently)
Pepper ships with 0 tests, 0 CI pipelines, and no license — three of five quality pillars missing on your only repo. The README is great though, so at least you can describe the thing you haven't fully built.
100% Night Owl, 0% Output
You code exclusively at night (100% nightOwlPct) yet have somehow produced only 3 commits. The dark hours are not being used efficiently, friend.
Community of One
0 followers, 0 following, 0 external PRs. Your GitHub presence is so isolated it makes a Tor hidden service look sociable. Even your own repo has no stars.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight55D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
18 active days
Language distribution
- C++85%
- C9%
- PowerShell6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
3
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Mar 2026
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Mar 25, 2026Joined GitHub
- May 12, 2026Created Pepper — Pepper is a virtual reality driver/emulator that works with SteamVR.
- May 12, 2026Most recent push to Pepper
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.