01 · Roasts
One-Repo Wonder
Out of 12 public repos, exactly one (tiktok-minor) has actual code worth discussing. The other 11 are either empty Kaggle stubs, profile READMEs, or stale ghosts — an 80% stale ratio is not a portfolio, it's a graveyard with a gift shop.
The Commit Desert
51 commits in a year, clustered into ~10 active weeks out of 52. The heatmap looks less like a developer's year and more like a bear's hibernation schedule with occasional bathroom breaks.
TypeScript or Bust
79% TypeScript + 13% JavaScript = 92% of your bytes are basically the same language. The 6% Java is from one Kaggle stub that was committed in under a second. Calling this a polyglot portfolio is generous.
40 PRs, 4 Followers
You opened 40 external PRs this year — that's legitimate contributor energy — yet somehow have 4 followers and follow zero people. You're giving and giving to the community while being completely invisible in it.
The Zero-Second Commit
The Tensorflow/Great-Barrier-Reef repo was created and had its only commit pushed within literally 1 second. That's not a submission, that's a git accident with a README on top.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
88 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript79%
- JavaScript13%
- Java6%
- PLpgSQL2%
- Shell0%
- Python0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
51
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
bobashopcashier /
tiktok-minor
TikTok Miner: A TypeScript Next.js creator discovery & analytics app with Prisma, comprehensive docs, tests, and multi-platform pipeline architecture. Active portfolio project with solid fundamentals.
bobashopcashier /
Tensorflow---Protect-The-Great-Barrier-Reef
Kaggle competition submission with minimal artifact: 0 KB size, single commit 1 second after creation, no source files accessible, bare README stating "150th out of 2025" placement.
bobashopcashier /
aquaright1
GitHub profile README repository with minimal content; 3KB of config files across ~1.5 years with only 4 commits in last 30 days. No meaningful documentation, tests, CI, or code depth.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 11, 2021Joined GitHub
- Sep 25, 2021Created aquaright1 — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- May 27, 2022Created Tensorflow---Protect-The-Great-Barrier-Reef — 150th out of 2025 place for Tensorflow sponsored Kaggle competition. https://www.kaggle.com/c/tensorflow-great-barrier-reef
- Jul 14, 2025Created tiktok-minor
- Mar 12, 2026Most recent push to tiktok-minor
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.