01 · Roasts
Commit Arsonist
36,928 commits in a year. That's 101 per day, every day. The heatmap is a solid wall of 4s. At some point 'prolific' becomes 'are you okay?'
Speed-Runner of Software Engineering
At least 7 repos created, populated, and 'finished' on August 10, 2026 — some within seconds of each other. You ship like your keyboard is on fire and GitHub is the only fire extinguisher.
Zero Stars, Zero Followers, Infinite Commits
63 public repos, 36,928 commits, 0 followers, 0 stars. You're basically doing open source in a soundproof room. The bored rhino codes alone.
text-game-webui: The Ghost Repo
text-game-webui was created AND pushed in literally one second (07:16:35 → 07:16:36), contains zero bytes, and scored a 2/100. It has a sibling project that references it. The ghost repo haunts your portfolio.
Research Paper Collector
NAG (arxiv:2505.21179), TriAttention with MIT/NVIDIA/ZJU authors, Triton Metal fork — you're implementing every ML paper that drops, but none of them have a single star to show for it yet.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight62C
- Consistency20% weight95S
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
337 active days
Language distribution
- HTML36%
- Python28%
- C++15%
- TypeScript8%
- Shell4%
- MDX2%
- Other7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
63
Commits
last 12 months
36,928
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2013
05 · Top repos
boredrhino /
universal-metal-flash-attention
Universal Metal Flash Attention FFI library with typed Swift/C code, comprehensive test suite, CI/CD pipeline, and multi-language bindings (Rust/Python/Objective-C). Well-documented proof-of-concept shipping zero-copy GPU operations on Apple Silicon with quantization support.
boredrhino /
ComfyUI-NAG
ComfyUI plugin implementing Normalized Attention Guidance (NAG) for diffusion models. Typed Python code with clear module structure, comprehensive README with examples, supports Flux/SDXL/SD3.5 and video models. Under 2 weeks old with 30 commits and focused scope.
boredrhino /
TrainingSample
Rust image transform library with Python bindings, SIMD optimizations, and OpenCV integration. 0 stars, created 2 days ago; typed Rust codebase with comprehensive tests, CI, docs, but nascent adoption.
boredrhino /
webshart
Early-stage Rust/Python library for indexed webdataset tar reading with batch operations, aspect bucketing, and resumable training. Just pushed 16 hours ago with 260KB codebase and comprehensive test coverage but zero adoption signals yet.
boredrhino /
triattention
TriAttention: KV cache compression research artifact implementing trigonometric frequency-domain scoring for long-context LLMs. Typed Python project with comprehensive documentation (design.md, ARCHITECTURE.md, docs/ folder) and production-grade vLLM/SGLang integration code, but no tests/CI and brand-new repository (30
boredrhino /
text-game-engine
Zork-style text game engine with SQLAlchemy persistence, optimistic concurrency control, and LLM backend support. Recently created (1 day old), typed in places, structured modules, comprehensive documentation, but unproven adoption and minimal commit history.
boredrhino /
text-game-benchmark
Text-game RPG scenario benchmark harness with JSON-based LLM compliance testing framework. Typed Python, structured checks system, but brand-new (created Aug 10, 2026, last push same day), no README, and 0 stars—early experimental stage.
boredrhino /
VT-LoRA
Early-stage diffusion LoRA fine-tuning research implementation with comprehensive documentation but minimal activity. Single burst commit (5 of last 30), no tests, untyped Python, but architecturally sound with design docs and working trainer/inference code for SDXL models.
boredrhino /
triton-metal
Fresh fork of Triton compiler (MLIR) with 91.8 MB codebase, comprehensive docs (design.md, ARCHITECTURE.md), CI+tests present, but minimal independent history (0 stars, 30 commits, created Aug 10 2026).
boredrhino /
workers-sdk
Fresh fork/clone of Cloudflare Workers SDK with zero stars/forks. Typed, documented, tested infrastructure present but created and abandoned same day—scaffold-stage adoption with no maintained output.
boredrhino /
text-engine-webui-theme-template
Template scaffold for text-game-webui themes with minimal content (3 KB, 1 commit in 14 seconds). README explains usage but no actual implementation, tests, CI, or license.
boredrhino /
text-game-webui
Empty scaffold with no files, documentation, or commit history. Created and pushed on same second (2026-08-10); no actual development work present.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 6, 2013Joined GitHub
- Aug 10, 2026Created ComfyUI-NAG — ComfyUI implementation for Normalised Attention Guidance (with Z-Image supported)
- Aug 10, 2026Created text-engine-webui-theme-template — An example template for text-game-webui
- Aug 10, 2026Created text-game-benchmark — Benchmark language models using open-set RPG simulation test harness
- Aug 10, 2026Created text-game-engine — A zork-like game engine written for the modern era of language models.
- Aug 10, 2026Created text-game-webui — A local web interface and API for the text-game-engine RPG backend.
- Aug 10, 2026Created TrainingSample — Rust-backed image transforms providing high-performance Python bindings.
- Aug 10, 2026Created triattention — TriAttention — Efficient long reasoning with trigonometric KV cache compression. Enables OpenClaw local deployment on memory-constrained GPUs.
- Aug 10, 2026Created triton-metal — Development repository for the Triton language and compiler
- Aug 10, 2026Created universal-metal-flash-attention — A universal adapter including zero-copy Python bindings for Philip Turner's metal flash attention library.
- Aug 10, 2026Created VT-LoRA — VT-LoRA: Video-oriented T-LoRA extension.
- Aug 10, 2026Created webshart — fast, indexed, sharded datasets for python written in rust
- Aug 10, 2026Created workers-sdk — ⛅️ Home to Wrangler, the CLI for Cloudflare Workers®
- Aug 10, 2026Most recent push to ComfyUI-NAG
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.