01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is a Void
364 days of zero commits. Your contribution graph looks like a census form from a ghost town. The most recent push was Halloween 2021 — spooky, because nothing has moved since.
vau: The 3-Day Language
You designed an entire Lisp interpreter, wrote ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, design.md, AND a prelude... in 72 hours. Then never touched it again. Breckin, that's not a project, that's a fever dream with good documentation.
Version 0.1: Plenty More Work to Do (in 2013)
ngtemplate's README promised 'Version 0.1, plenty more work to do.' That was 11 years ago. The work remains… undone.
Stale Ratio: 1.0
Every single owned repo is abandoned. Not 80%, not 90% — 100%. staleRepoRatio=1.0 is a rare achievement, like bowling a perfect game but in reverse.
Six Languages, Zero Commits This Year
Obj-C, C, JavaScript, Vim Script, Java, Python — an impressive polyglot spread across 31 repos. Too bad the heatmap shows you haven't written a single line publicly in the past year.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Objective-C32%
- C24%
- JavaScript20%
- Vim Script10%
- Java4%
- Python4%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
24
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
36
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
breckinloggins /
libuseful
C utility library with hash table, linked list, string builder, and options parser. Typed C with structured multi-file layout and meaningful project documentation via README, but no CI/tests, abandoned since 2015.
breckinloggins /
ngtemplate
C template engine compatible with Google CTemplate. Well-architected implementation with 220 KB codebase, comprehensive header API, and test suite. Reached v0.1 but inactive since 2013 with 30 commits, making it a polished but dormant personal project.
breckinloggins /
vau
A Lisp interpreter written in Python exploring Kernel-inspired meta-programming features. Untyped, minimal tests, but well-documented design across docs/ folder with 464 KB codebase showing deliberate language design experiments.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 8, 2009Joined GitHub
- Dec 13, 2009Created ngtemplate — ngtemplate - A template engine written in C designed to be syntax-compatible with Google CTemplate
- Dec 13, 2009Created libuseful — A collection of useful data structures, algorithms, and utilities for C programming
- Jan 22, 2015Created vau — A programming language
- Aug 18, 2015Most recent push to libuseful
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.