01 · Roasts
The 30-Minute MVP
fnessus was conceived, written, and abandoned in a single 30-minute sitting with 6 commits. At least call it a sprint — most people take longer to make coffee.
Profile README Hall of Shame
Your pinned profile repo's README literally says 'HELL-0, nobody, thats all folks...' — which is, tragically, the most accurate documentation in your entire account.
The 9-Minute Wonder
queuerelay was created and last pushed within a 9-minute window. It's 15 lines, has no README, no tests, and a bare except clause. That's not a project, that's a Stack Overflow answer you forgot to delete.
Monolingual Monk
100% Python across every single repo. No JavaScript, no shell scripts, no YAML — not even a stray .json file. The language diversity chart is just a circle labeled 'Python'.
Ghost of Contributions Past
0 PRs, 0 followers, 0 forks, 1 total star (on yourself, essentially). The heatmap has more empty weeks than a developer on sabbatical — except there's no code to return to.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight15F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
185 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
52
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Dec 2022
05 · Top repos
c1nn3r /
fnessus
Minimal CTF scanner tool with FTP/SSH modules; 1 star, 6 commits in 30min burst. Untyped Python, no tests/CI, hard-coded creds list, architectural hints in docs/ but thin implementation.
c1nn3r /
c1nn3r
Profile config repository with minimal content: trivial README ("HELL-0, nobody, thats all folks..."), 0 stars/forks, no tests/CI/license, but 14.4 MB suggests accumulated config files.
c1nn3r /
queuerelay
Minimal Flask webhook relay script with zero documentation, no tests, no CI, created and last pushed same day (2025-11-06). Single 15-line source file with bare-bones exception handling.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 4, 2022Joined GitHub
- Dec 4, 2022Created c1nn3r — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Dec 11, 2022Created fnessus — F*** Nessus is a fast, Lightweight service misconfiguration scanner for ctfs, king of the hill or other small scale projects
- Nov 6, 2025Created queuerelay
- Mar 26, 2026Most recent push to c1nn3r
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.