01 · Roasts
Commit Meteorite, Not a Comet
2608 commits in a year but the heatmap is blank for 34 straight weeks. You didn't show up consistently — you crashed into GitHub like a meteor in April and called it a year.
Portfolio Starter Graveyard
Three repos named *PortfolioStarter with a combined 0 KB of code. You scaffolded websites for Jeremiah, Chan, and Alinna and then ghosted all three. At least buy them a domain.
30-Minute Architect
Jemimah's entire iPad portfolio was conceived, built, and committed in 30 minutes. beacon's multi-package Solana protocol took 12 hours. You're either extremely fast or extremely optimistic about what 'done' means.
1170 PRs, 1 Issue
totalPRsYear = 1170 but totalIssuesYear = 1. Either you're the most prolific self-merger in USC history or something automated is doing the heavy lifting. Either way, the community signal is not what it looks like.
License? Never Heard of Her
Across 12 repos, not a single license file appears in the top projects. You're shipping Solana protocols, AI voice adapters, and networking CLIs into the legal void. Pick an MIT and paste it — it takes 30 seconds.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight62C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
94 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript68%
- HTML11%
- Jupyter Notebook10%
- Python6%
- CSS3%
- Shell1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
33
Commits
last 12 months
2,608
Followers
21
Joined GitHub
Aug 2025
05 · Top repos
calebnewtonusc /
Caleb-Newton-Personal-Website-iPad
Polished personal iPad simulator portfolio built in Next.js 16 + TypeScript with 17 interactive apps, Framer Motion animations, and real Spotify/Claude integration; demonstrates strong shipping velocity and technical depth across frontend, backend, and UI craft.
calebnewtonusc /
USCTTS
USC Trojan Tech Solutions club website built with Next.js 16, TypeScript, and Tailwind. Functional platform with typed APIs, structured layout, and meaningful documentation (README + lib/meetings typings). Early-stage project (3 weeks old, 30 commits) with no tests/CI, limited external adoption.
calebnewtonusc /
signallab
Early-stage time-series forecasting pipeline with walk-forward validation, multiple models (7 forecasters), and conformal prediction. Typed Python with tests/CI but brand-new (2 days old, 2 recent commits). Clear architectural structure but limited production adoption.
calebnewtonusc /
D1-Networking-Automation
Personal automation CLI for macOS networking (LinkedIn API, iMessage agent, Clay sync). TypeScript, structured, ~12 commits over 10 days. No tests/CI, no license. Experimental scope with incomplete features.
calebnewtonusc /
beacon
Early-stage Solana reputation protocol with typed Rust/TS implementation, structured multi-package architecture (program + SDK + indexer + web), and README documenting design. Created 2 days ago, 3 commits, no tests/CI yet.
calebnewtonusc /
powered-descent-gnc
Specialized GN&C research codebase implementing G-FOLD convex trajectory optimization with EKF navigation and Monte Carlo analysis for powered descent. Typed Python with solid architecture but brand-new (2h old) with zero adoption signals.
calebnewtonusc /
amber-phone-call
A thin, intentionally-scoped voice adapter for Amber—routes Twilio calls to Claude backend via ElevenLabs TTS. Well-documented Express microservice with clean modular design, but brand-new (created 2026-04-14, 3 commits), zero stars, and shipped with no tests or CI.
calebnewtonusc /
tokstorm
Single-day experimental benchmarking tool for Ollama LLM serving. Measures TTFT and throughput via async streaming. Has README, CLI, report generation, and async concurrency control but zero commits history and no tests/CI.
calebnewtonusc /
Jemimah
Personal portfolio iPad-style website built with React 18 + TypeScript + Vite. Well-documented architecture with clear project structure, but created 2026-04-25 with only 3 commits in 30 minutes, no tests, no CI/license. Single-burst prototype.
calebnewtonusc /
JeremiahPortfolioStarter
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no code. Created but never populated—a placeholder repository with no meaningful content or output.
calebnewtonusc /
ChanPortfolioStarter
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation. Created and last pushed same moment (2026-04-26T22:44:45Z) indicates initial empty commit only.
calebnewtonusc /
AlinnaPortfolioStarter
Empty scaffold with no files, no documentation, and single initialization commit. Not functional as a project.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 25, 2025Joined GitHub
- Feb 24, 2026Created Caleb-Newton-Personal-Website-iPad — iPad simulator personal portfolio built in Next.js. Features a lock screen, home screen, dock, and 17 interactive apps with Framer Motion animations.
- Mar 31, 2026Created USCTTS — USC Trojan Tech Solutions club website
- Apr 6, 2026Created D1-Networking-Automation — Reads chat.db, AddressBook, and LinkedIn CSVs directly. Merges everyone into one Clay table. Full AI iMessage agent included. macOS, no middleware.
- Apr 14, 2026Created amber-phone-call — Voice gateway for Amber. Twilio + ElevenLabs Conversational AI + amber-agent tool webhooks.
- Apr 20, 2026Created signallab — Time-series forecasting pipeline with walk-forward validation, calibration tracking, and distribution-shift robustness analysis — plus a Next.js showcase site.
- Apr 20, 2026Created powered-descent-gnc — Convex powered-descent guidance (G-FOLD) with EKF navigation and Monte Carlo dispersion analysis. 3-DOF lander GN&C in Python + CVXPY.
- Apr 20, 2026Created tokstorm — Concurrent LLM inference benchmarking harness. Sweeps concurrency, streams tokens, measures TTFT p50/p95/p99 and aggregate throughput.
- Apr 20, 2026Created beacon — On-chain reputation protocol on Solana. Soulbound attestations, ed25519-verified payloads, Helius-indexed reputation graph.
- Apr 25, 2026Created Jemimah
- Apr 26, 2026Created AlinnaPortfolioStarter
- Apr 26, 2026Created ChanPortfolioStarter
- Apr 26, 2026Created JeremiahPortfolioStarter
- Apr 28, 2026Most recent push to USCTTS
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.