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carlosmbe

Carlos Mbendera

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Code Coming Soon™

Extra-Saucy-Swift-Audio-APIs has 36MB of slide assets and a README that says 'I'll be pushing the source code soon.' You gave a whole conference talk and couldn't commit the actual code. The vibes shipped; the bits did not.

WWDC Winner, README Submitter

Your profile repo brags about winning WWDC23 and interning at Apple, yet 25 of your 30 sampled recent commits are… updating that same README. The trophy is on the shelf; the code is not in the repo.

61% Graveyard Curator

staleRepoRatio = 0.61 — nearly two thirds of your 48 public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery with a really nice entrance gate.

93 Commits, 44 Issues — Pick a Lane

You opened 44 issues this year but only made 93 commits. You're generating more bug reports than lines of code, which is a fascinating inversion of the usual developer workflow.

Swift Monoglot with Wandering Eyes

Swift is 55% of your codebase, yet you've dabbled in C, Python, Kotlin, HTML, and Jupyter. A true tonal architect: many scales, but only one instrument actually gets played.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    33F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    38F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

113 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Swift55%
  • C14%
  • Python14%
  • Jupyter Notebook5%
  • HTML4%
  • Kotlin3%
  • Other5%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

44

Commits

last 12 months

93

Followers

28

Joined GitHub

Aug 2019

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Aug 5, 2019
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 16, 2023
    Created carlosmbe
  3. Apr 10, 2026
    Created Extra-Saucy-Swift-Audio-APIs-Deep-Dish-Swift-2026 — A Repo for my Pizza Themed Talk's ML Resources
  4. May 9, 2026
    Created EECS-690-HPC-Algorithms — VRAM Constrained Multi-Model LLM Pipelines An Empirical Analysis of Eviction Strategies and Tool Swapping
  5. May 9, 2026
    Most recent push to carlosmbe

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.6
Top-end curve+1.3
Final overall43.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
carlosmbe · 43.9/100 — Rate My GitHub