01 · Roasts
Code Coming Soon™
Extra-Saucy-Swift-Audio-APIs has 36MB of slide assets and a README that says 'I'll be pushing the source code soon.' You gave a whole conference talk and couldn't commit the actual code. The vibes shipped; the bits did not.
WWDC Winner, README Submitter
Your profile repo brags about winning WWDC23 and interning at Apple, yet 25 of your 30 sampled recent commits are… updating that same README. The trophy is on the shelf; the code is not in the repo.
61% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 0.61 — nearly two thirds of your 48 public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery with a really nice entrance gate.
93 Commits, 44 Issues — Pick a Lane
You opened 44 issues this year but only made 93 commits. You're generating more bug reports than lines of code, which is a fascinating inversion of the usual developer workflow.
Swift Monoglot with Wandering Eyes
Swift is 55% of your codebase, yet you've dabbled in C, Python, Kotlin, HTML, and Jupyter. A true tonal architect: many scales, but only one instrument actually gets played.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
113 active days
Language distribution
- Swift55%
- C14%
- Python14%
- Jupyter Notebook5%
- HTML4%
- Kotlin3%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
44
Commits
last 12 months
93
Followers
28
Joined GitHub
Aug 2019
05 · Top repos
carlosmbe /
EECS-690-HPC-Algorithms
EECS-690 course project implementing a GPU memory simulator and real benchmark comparing eviction strategies (Naive, LRU, KTNS) for multi-model LLM pipelines, with instrumented event logging and visualization pipeline.
carlosmbe /
carlosmbe
Personal portfolio profile repo with a README highlighting the author's projects (Setto, Reze) and credentials (Apple intern, WWDC23 winner), but no substantive code, tests, CI, or documentation beyond profile content.
carlosmbe /
Extra-Saucy-Swift-Audio-APIs-Deep-Dish-Swift-2026
Talk companion repo with 36MB of resources but no source code shipped yet; README promises code "coming soon" with only 4 commits across 5 days; no tests, CI, or license.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 5, 2019Joined GitHub
- Jun 16, 2023Created carlosmbe
- Apr 10, 2026Created Extra-Saucy-Swift-Audio-APIs-Deep-Dish-Swift-2026 — A Repo for my Pizza Themed Talk's ML Resources
- May 9, 2026Created EECS-690-HPC-Algorithms — VRAM Constrained Multi-Model LLM Pipelines An Empirical Analysis of Eviction Strategies and Tool Swapping
- May 9, 2026Most recent push to carlosmbe
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.