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cellx

Kilian Knoerzer

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

4-Second Commit Artist

ancient-heart-3012 was created at 13:59:38Z and last pushed at 13:59:42Z — a 4-second gap that sets the world record for 'shortest time between repo birth and abandonment.' That's not a project, that's a sneeze.

16 Years, 0 Stars

You joined GitHub in May 2009 — 16 years ago — and have accumulated exactly 0 stars across all public repos. That's a commitment to flying under the radar that most people can only dream of.

README Placeholder Hall of Fame

gebaerdensprache-berlin.github.io has had the README text 'More Information will be coming soon' for the better part of a decade. At this point, the 'coming soon' is the feature.

The Astro Monoculture

61% Astro, 28% CSS — your entire GitHub presence is one framework doing one thing. You've turned the concept of a 'tech stack' into a solo performance.

Heatmap Desert

52 weeks × 7 days = 364 cells, all zero. Your contribution graph isn't just empty — it's a philosophical statement about the nature of public commits.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    42D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    20F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    30F
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • Astro61%
  • CSS28%
  • MDX4%
  • HTML3%
  • JavaScript2%
  • TypeScript2%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

4

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

23

Joined GitHub

May 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 5, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 28, 2015
    Created gebaerdensprache-berlin.github.io — Webspace for http://gebaerdensprache.berlin
  3. Feb 4, 2025
    Created electrical-ephemera
  4. Feb 7, 2025
    Created ancient-heart-3012
  5. Feb 7, 2025
    Most recent push to ancient-heart-3012

07 · Compare

github.com/
cellx · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total21.6
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall21.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
cellx · 21.7/100 — Rate My GitHub