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chaosim

chaosim

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Hibernating Theorist

Your last public commit was November 2015 — that's 3 US presidents, 2 pandemics, and roughly 4 JavaScript framework generations ago. The heatmap is a perfect void.

staleRepoRatio: 1.0

Every single one of your 60 public repos is classified as abandoned. Not most. Not many. ALL of them. You didn't leave any survivors.

CoffeeScript Loyalist

28% of your codebase is CoffeeScript — a language whose own creators said 'just use TypeScript' in 2017. peasy and daonode both shipped in a language that has been politely discontinued.

Stars Without Forks

160 stars on peasy, but only 18 forks. People found it interesting enough to star but not interesting enough to actually use or build on. Academic appreciation at its finest.

Logic Programming Completionist

You built THREE separate logic/functional language systems (dao, daonode, peasy) across 5 years and then walked away from all of them simultaneously. The Prolog community mourns.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    43D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    60C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    46D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • JavaScript39%
  • CoffeeScript28%
  • Python24%
  • CSS5%
  • Haskell4%
  • Shell0%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

16

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

62

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 21, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 1, 2011
    Created dao — new generation language
  3. May 23, 2013
    Created daonode — functional logic solver and compiler
  4. Aug 19, 2013
    Created peasy — an easy but powerful parser
  5. Nov 26, 2015
    Most recent push to daonode

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total50.7
Top-end curve+2.8
Final overall53.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
chaosim · 53.5/100 — Rate My GitHub