01 · Roasts
The Hibernating Theorist
Your last public commit was November 2015 — that's 3 US presidents, 2 pandemics, and roughly 4 JavaScript framework generations ago. The heatmap is a perfect void.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single one of your 60 public repos is classified as abandoned. Not most. Not many. ALL of them. You didn't leave any survivors.
CoffeeScript Loyalist
28% of your codebase is CoffeeScript — a language whose own creators said 'just use TypeScript' in 2017. peasy and daonode both shipped in a language that has been politely discontinued.
Stars Without Forks
160 stars on peasy, but only 18 forks. People found it interesting enough to star but not interesting enough to actually use or build on. Academic appreciation at its finest.
Logic Programming Completionist
You built THREE separate logic/functional language systems (dao, daonode, peasy) across 5 years and then walked away from all of them simultaneously. The Prolog community mourns.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight46D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript39%
- CoffeeScript28%
- Python24%
- CSS5%
- Haskell4%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
16
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
62
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
chaosim /
peasy
CoffeeScript parser combinator library with left recursion and memoization support. Typed language with structured multi-file layout, tests, CI, and README. Active portfolio project demonstrating sustained effort across multiple parser variants (peasy, logicpeasy, linepeasy).
chaosim /
daonode
CoffeeScript functional logic solver with compiler, unifying Prolog-like logic programming with functional computation. ~1500 KB codebase with test suite and CI, but niche audience and minimal adoption (26 stars, last push Nov 2015).
chaosim /
dao
Experimental logic-functional language (Dao 0.7.4) combining Lisp, Prolog, and Python; untyped Python with no tests/CI, modest codebase of ~2.3MB, last pushed 2013 (inactive 11 years).
06 · Timeline
- Apr 21, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 1, 2011Created dao — new generation language
- May 23, 2013Created daonode — functional logic solver and compiler
- Aug 19, 2013Created peasy — an easy but powerful parser
- Nov 26, 2015Most recent push to daonode
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.