01 · Roasts
Commit Archaeologist
19 commits in a full year. Your heatmap looks like a starfield — lonely, dark, and mostly vacuum. TenFourFox deserves better than quarterly check-ins.
Museum Curator, Not Engineer
71% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You're not maintaining a portfolio, you're operating a digital exhibit of early-2000s computing nostalgia.
Tests? Never Heard of Them
Three repos scored, zero test suites across all of them. You're shipping a TLS library to legacy IRIX boxes with no automated tests. That's either fearless or reckless — probably both.
CI Is Also a Thing
No CI across any scored repo. A 351MB Firefox fork with Perl security scripts and no automated build pipeline is a debugging time-bomb waiting for the next ESR import.
The Last PowerPC Defender
You've spent 10 years keeping Firefox alive on PowerPC Macs that Apple abandoned in 2006. Your commit history says you're slowing down. The G5 owners are watching.
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Zoral
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zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight66C
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight70B
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
14 active days
Language distribution
- C++38%
- C20%
- JavaScript19%
- HTML14%
- Python4%
- Java3%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
45
Commits
last 12 months
19
Followers
166
Joined GitHub
Jun 2015
05 · Top repos
classilla /
cryanc
TLS library for legacy systems with pre-C99 compiler support, shipping carl HTTP(S) utility. Well-documented niche project with 232 stars, ~2.7k LOC, cross-platform support spanning 15+ platforms from BeOS to Tru64, active multi-year development (~3 years).
classilla /
tenfourfox
Mozilla Firefox fork for PowerPC Macs (10.4–10.5) with 325 stars, clear maintenance trajectory since 2015, comprehensive build config, and structured project documentation via wiki and GitHub.
classilla /
overbitenx
Firefox WebExtension for Gopher protocol access. Combines native C component (Onyx) with modular JS add-on (Topaz, Agate, Jasper). Beta-stage with 70 stars, last push June 2024. Clear architecture and comprehensive documentation but no automated testing.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 2, 2015Joined GitHub
- Aug 9, 2015Created tenfourfox — Mozilla for Power Macintosh.
- May 26, 2018Created overbitenx — Because Firefox isn't complete without Gopherspace.
- Nov 16, 2020Created cryanc — TLS for the Internet of Old Things
- Feb 15, 2025Most recent push to tenfourfox
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.