01 · Roasts
98 PRs, 32 Followers
You submitted 98 pull requests this year — that's basically a part-time job contributing to other people's code — yet only 32 people follow you. You're the most generous ghost on GitHub.
68% Graveyard Ratio
68% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a cemetery with a 'craftmanship' sign out front.
No Tests, No CI, No Problem (Apparently)
Across all 3 scored repos — zero CI pipelines, zero test suites. For someone who lists 'craftmanship' in their bio, the toolchain disagrees.
Scheme Supremacist
Scheme is your #1 language at 20% of total bytes. That's a bold choice in 2024. Either you're writing SICP exercises or you've discovered something the rest of us haven't.
7-Star YouTube Clone
Your most-starred repo is a YouTube clone with 7 stars. The actual YouTube has a few more users. At least you TypeScripted it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight75B
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
230 active days
Language distribution
- Scheme20%
- TypeScript19%
- HTML15%
- JavaScript14%
- Java12%
- C9%
- Other11%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
41
Commits
last 12 months
211
Followers
32
Joined GitHub
Sep 2021
05 · Top repos
clemgbld /
youtube-clone
Next.js YouTube clone with TypeScript, Firebase auth, and YouTube API integration. Typed, documented, and structured but lacks tests, CI, and any external adoption signals beyond 7 stars.
clemgbld /
Computer-Networking-A-Top-Down-approach-8th-edtion
Academic exercise solutions for "Computer Networking: A Top-Down Approach" textbook. Contains working implementations of networking protocols (HTTP server, proxy, SMTP client, alternating-bit protocol, go-back-N, distance vector routing, CRC/checksum) across 6 chapters but lacks professional structure, tests, and docum
clemgbld /
clemgbld
Personal portfolio/CV repo with README listing skills, interests, and external projects. No source code files, no tests, no CI, no structure beyond a single markdown document. Essentially a one-shot profile page with 23 commits since Feb 2022.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 27, 2021Joined GitHub
- Feb 16, 2022Created clemgbld
- Feb 18, 2022Created youtube-clone
- Feb 6, 2026Created Computer-Networking-A-Top-Down-approach-8th-edtion — Repo containing my solution to the exercises of the book.
- Aug 26, 2026Most recent push to Computer-Networking-A-Top-Down-approach-8th-edtion
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.