01 · Roasts
42 Commits and Counting (Down)
42 commits in a year across 6 repos. That's fewer commits than Andrew Ng has lecture slides. Your most active month was January 2026 — a single experimental project doing most of the heavy lifting.
75% Graveyard Rate
3 out of 4 owned repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. The staleRepoRatio of 0.75 means your GitHub is more archaeological dig than active portfolio.
Zero Tests, Zero CI, Every Repo
Not one repo across your entire profile has tests or CI. robot-consortium has a 7-phase state machine and Docker orchestration — and not a single test file. Shipping vibes only.
The Profile Repo Is the Profile
cmruderman.md: 9 KB, last updated 2022, content = 'I work at @exploreomni, here's my LinkedIn.' Your GitHub profile repo contributes less to your developer brand than a blank page would.
11 PRs, 0 Issues
You opened 11 external PRs this year but zero issues. Either every codebase you touch is perfect, or you're a drive-by contributor who never sticks around to see if the PR landed.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
244 active days
Language distribution
- Python66%
- MATLAB23%
- TypeScript5%
- C++3%
- R1%
- C1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
42
Followers
10
Joined GitHub
Jan 2016
05 · Top repos
cmruderman /
robot-consortium
TypeScript CLI orchestrating multi-agent AI code generation via Claude, with structured phases (SURF/PLAN/BUILD/OINK/PR/CI_CHECK), comprehensive state management, and Docker containerization. Ambitious but very early-stage experimental project (created Jan 2026, 30 recent commits).
cmruderman /
Coursera-ML
Educational exercise repository containing implementations of Andrew Ng's Coursera ML course in Python, R, and MATLAB/Octave. No tests, CI, or license; minimal structure beyond exercise solutions.
cmruderman /
cmruderman
Personal GitHub profile repo with minimal content—just a README listing employment and LinkedIn. No code, tests, CI, or substantial structure. 9 KB total size with sparse commits over 2 years.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 20, 2016Joined GitHub
- Jun 12, 2017Created Coursera-ML — Exercises from Andrew Ng's Machine Learning on Coursera in Matlab/Octave, R and Python
- Jul 18, 2020Created cmruderman
- Jan 25, 2026Created robot-consortium
- Feb 20, 2026Most recent push to robot-consortium
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.