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coatless

James J Balamuta

B

Solid engineer

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

81% Graveyard Operator

staleRepoRatio of 0.81 means 4 out of every 5 of your 60 repos are digital tombstones. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a cemetery with really nice headstones.

One-Hit Wonder

quarto-webr carries the entire profile on its back — 440 of your 467 total stars (94%) live in a single repo. If that repo ever gets deprecated by official Quarto tooling (which the README nervously acknowledges), your star count collapses to single digits.

52 PRs, 0 Tests in Own Repos

You filed 52 external PRs this year proving you know what good code looks like, yet 2 of your 3 analyzed repos have HAS_TESTS=no. The cobbler's children have no shoes.

C++ Maximalist in an R World

Your bio says #rstats but your language breakdown screams C++ at 59%. R clocks in at a humbling 1% — barely more than 'Other'. The hat says professor, the repo says kernel hacker.

Profile Repo Hubris

The coatless profile repo has 30 commits and 2 stars — that's roughly one commit per 0.07 stars. You've spent more effort maintaining a commented-out badge skeleton than some people spend on real projects.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    71B
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    65C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    72B
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    50D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

181 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • C++59%
  • Jupyter Notebook17%
  • C12%
  • Cuda6%
  • HTML3%
  • R1%
  • Other2%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

43

Commits

last 12 months

1,302

Followers

390

Joined GitHub

Jun 2011

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jun 6, 2011
    Joined GitHub
  2. Mar 5, 2021
    Created coatless
  3. Mar 11, 2023
    Created quarto-webr — Community developed Quarto Extension to Embed webR for HTML Documents, RevealJS, Websites, Blogs, and Books.
  4. May 16, 2024
    Created positron-project-manager-for-alfred — An Alfred App Workflow for Project Manager with Positron
  5. Apr 29, 2026
    Most recent push to coatless

07 · Compare

github.com/
coatless · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total65.4
Top-end curve+5.7
Final overall71.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
coatless · 71.1/100 — Rate My GitHub