01 · Roasts
81% Graveyard Operator
staleRepoRatio of 0.81 means 4 out of every 5 of your 60 repos are digital tombstones. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a cemetery with really nice headstones.
One-Hit Wonder
quarto-webr carries the entire profile on its back — 440 of your 467 total stars (94%) live in a single repo. If that repo ever gets deprecated by official Quarto tooling (which the README nervously acknowledges), your star count collapses to single digits.
52 PRs, 0 Tests in Own Repos
You filed 52 external PRs this year proving you know what good code looks like, yet 2 of your 3 analyzed repos have HAS_TESTS=no. The cobbler's children have no shoes.
C++ Maximalist in an R World
Your bio says #rstats but your language breakdown screams C++ at 59%. R clocks in at a humbling 1% — barely more than 'Other'. The hat says professor, the repo says kernel hacker.
Profile Repo Hubris
The coatless profile repo has 30 commits and 2 stars — that's roughly one commit per 0.07 stars. You've spent more effort maintaining a commented-out badge skeleton than some people spend on real projects.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight71B
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
181 active days
Language distribution
- C++59%
- Jupyter Notebook17%
- C12%
- Cuda6%
- HTML3%
- R1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
43
Commits
last 12 months
1,302
Followers
390
Joined GitHub
Jun 2011
05 · Top repos
coatless /
quarto-webr
Community-maintained Quarto extension enabling webR code execution in HTML/RevealJS/Websites/Blogs/Books. 440 stars, typed JavaScript, comprehensive docs, tests, CI, actively developed (30/30 recent commits). Fills genuine gap in Quarto ecosystem with production-viable tooling.
coatless /
positron-project-manager-for-alfred
Alfred workflow for Positron's Project Manager, minimalist Python integration with proper structure, README, and basic functionality. Experimental indie tool with limited adoption (6 stars, 0 forks).
coatless /
coatless
Personal GitHub profile repository with minimal substantive content — essentially a README skeleton with commented-out profile badge templates and a metrics workflow. No actual code or projects shipped.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 6, 2011Joined GitHub
- Mar 5, 2021Created coatless
- Mar 11, 2023Created quarto-webr — Community developed Quarto Extension to Embed webR for HTML Documents, RevealJS, Websites, Blogs, and Books.
- May 16, 2024Created positron-project-manager-for-alfred — An Alfred App Workflow for Project Manager with Positron
- Apr 29, 2026Most recent push to coatless
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.