01 · Roasts
198 Repos, 69% Abandoned
You have 198 public repos but 69% haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a graveyard with a gift shop.
bun-test: The Accidental Ship
You pushed a `bun init` hello-world to GitHub in 2023 and somehow kept committing to it for 9 months. 11 lines of `console.log`. The bar for 'project' has never been lower.
227 Total Stars Across 198 Repos
That's 1.15 stars per repo on average. Your SDR pipeline decodes FM radio in real-time but can't seem to decode what makes people hit the star button.
125 PRs, 1 Issue
You opened 125 PRs this year but filed exactly 1 issue. Either the open-source ecosystem is somehow bug-free, or you've convinced yourself that raising issues is someone else's problem.
sdr-playground: Ship It Before It Has Stars
You built an 8-crate real-time FM/RDS decoder with lock-free ring buffers and a GPUI GUI in 2.5 weeks — and it has 0 stars. At this point you're just speedrunning obscurity.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight53D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight65C
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
273 active days
Language distribution
- Rust40%
- Swift20%
- TypeScript12%
- JavaScript9%
- Zig4%
- Python3%
- Other12%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
84
Commits
last 12 months
600
Followers
258
Joined GitHub
Dec 2012
05 · Top repos
coffee-cup /
sdr-playground
Carefully architected FM radio SDR with real-time constraints, typed Rust, comprehensive system documentation, and fixture-driven testing. Fresh project (2 weeks old, 26/30 commits) with no license and zero external adoption.
coffee-cup /
solis
Polished 10-year iOS app showing sunrise/sunset/twilight on an interactive timeline. Swift typed, no external dependencies, CI+tests via Swift Testing, thoughtfully documented AGENTS.md guide. Niche consumer tool with 3 stars; shipped but modest adoption.
coffee-cup /
bowtie2
Swift iOS score-keeping app with SwiftUI, CoreData+CloudKit sync, CI/CD setup, and unit tests. Active indie project shipped to App Store with website and 6-year development history.
coffee-cup /
bun-test
Boilerplate Bun starter project with a minimal HTTP server. Typed and documented, but purely scaffolding with no novel functionality, no tests, and sparse sporadic commits over 9 months. Clear experimental/tutorial repo.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 14, 2012Joined GitHub
- Jun 19, 2016Created solis — iOS app that shows you the times of sunrise, sunset, twilights, and golden hour 🌅
- Nov 21, 2020Created bowtie2 — Score keeping iOS app made with SwiftUI
- Sep 15, 2023Created bun-test
- Jun 1, 2026Created sdr-playground
- Jun 19, 2026Most recent push to bun-test
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.