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coffee-cup

Jake Runzer

B

Solid engineer

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

198 Repos, 69% Abandoned

You have 198 public repos but 69% haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a graveyard with a gift shop.

bun-test: The Accidental Ship

You pushed a `bun init` hello-world to GitHub in 2023 and somehow kept committing to it for 9 months. 11 lines of `console.log`. The bar for 'project' has never been lower.

227 Total Stars Across 198 Repos

That's 1.15 stars per repo on average. Your SDR pipeline decodes FM radio in real-time but can't seem to decode what makes people hit the star button.

125 PRs, 1 Issue

You opened 125 PRs this year but filed exactly 1 issue. Either the open-source ecosystem is somehow bug-free, or you've convinced yourself that raising issues is someone else's problem.

sdr-playground: Ship It Before It Has Stars

You built an 8-crate real-time FM/RDS decoder with lock-free ring buffers and a GPUI GUI in 2.5 weeks — and it has 0 stars. At this point you're just speedrunning obscurity.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    53D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    65C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    72B
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    80A
  • Community
    10% weight
    65C

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

273 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Rust40%
  • Swift20%
  • TypeScript12%
  • JavaScript9%
  • Zig4%
  • Python3%
  • Other12%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

84

Commits

last 12 months

600

Followers

258

Joined GitHub

Dec 2012

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Dec 14, 2012
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 19, 2016
    Created solis — iOS app that shows you the times of sunrise, sunset, twilights, and golden hour 🌅
  3. Nov 21, 2020
    Created bowtie2 — Score keeping iOS app made with SwiftUI
  4. Sep 15, 2023
    Created bun-test
  5. Jun 1, 2026
    Created sdr-playground
  6. Jun 19, 2026
    Most recent push to bun-test

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total64.9
Top-end curve+5.7
Final overall70.6

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
coffee-cup · 70.6/100 — Rate My GitHub