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colebemis

Cole Bemis

C

Getting there

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Following: 1

You have 1,521 followers and follow exactly 1 person back. Either that one person is extremely special, or you've mistaken GitHub for a broadcast tower.

81% Graveyard Ratio

92 of your 113 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio — that's a museum of abandoned sprints. The velvet rope is just a .gitignore.

0 Tests Across All Scored Repos

tabio, figjam-live-code-block, analog — not a single test file between them. You're shipping to Chrome Web Store and Figma Marketplace on vibes and prayer.

Sprint God, Consistency Mortal

Weeks 25–38 of your heatmap are a wall of 4s, then it falls off a cliff. You code like a meteor: brief, brilliant, and then nothing for months.

Chrome Extension Collector

Two of three scored repos are Chrome extensions that Chrome itself eventually made obsolete. At least tabio's README was honest about it.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    66C
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    65C

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

282 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • TypeScript67%
  • JavaScript12%
  • Svelte5%
  • HTML5%
  • CSS4%
  • Vue2%
  • Other5%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

48

Commits

last 12 months

253

Followers

1,521

Joined GitHub

Jun 2013

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jun 4, 2013
    Joined GitHub
  2. Oct 9, 2014
    Created tabio — An open-source tab switcher for Chrome
  3. Mar 8, 2017
    Created analog — Replace your new tab page with a minimal analog clock
  4. Oct 21, 2021
    Created figjam-live-code-block — Turn FigJam into a collaborative JavaScript canvas
  5. Nov 16, 2021
    Most recent push to figjam-live-code-block

07 · Compare

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colebemis · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total60.1
Top-end curve+4.9
Final overall65.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
colebemis · 65.1/100 — Rate My GitHub