01 · Roasts
4 Commits in 16 Minutes
flowersforyou's entire commit history spans 16 minutes. That's less time than it takes to write a decent README, which you also didn't do.
The 1-Minute Portfolio
jk.dado was created and last pushed within 60 seconds — a single-dump upload of HTML files, one with the JavaScript cut off mid-function. The portfolio page doesn't finish its own code.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
Across all 4 repos and 33 total commits, the external engagement is a perfect zero. Not a single star, fork, watcher, PR, or issue. The void is politely unimpressed.
Profile Repo As Your Deepest Project
Your most-committed repo (25 commits) is a profile README with an animated GIF. The heatmap barely flickers for two weeks out of 52. 'Infinite creativity' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
HTML/JS/CSS and Nothing Else
Every single byte across all repos is HTML, JavaScript, or CSS — all vanilla, all frontend, all solo. A backend, a test file, a license, or a CI workflow would each be a personal best.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- HTML47%
- JavaScript30%
- CSS23%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
33
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Mar 2026
05 · Top repos
consolemaster81 /
flowersforyou
A romantic web app for sending virtual flower bouquets, built with vanilla JS and CSS. Pretty UI with customization, but minimal documentation, no tests/CI, and extremely fresh codebase (created May 17, 2026, 4 commits in 16 minutes).
consolemaster81 /
cattyper
Single-file typing test app (Monkeytype clone) with clean UI but minimal scope. Created and last pushed same day (2026-03-11), only 3 commits. No tests, CI, or license. Untyped JavaScript with basic DOM manipulation and localStorage.
consolemaster81 /
consolemaster81
Empty profile repo with minimal README (no bio content, just animated GIF and stats badge). 8 KB, 25 commits over ~2.5 months, but no actual source code or project substance.
consolemaster81 /
jk.dado
Personal portfolio website with 3 demo projects (CatTyper, BlackholeSimulation, AI analytics). Created on 2026-03-10, single push, no tests/CI/docs. HTML/CSS/JS frontend only, unfinished and minimally deployed.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 10, 2026Joined GitHub
- Mar 10, 2026Created jk.dado
- Mar 11, 2026Created consolemaster81
- Mar 11, 2026Created cattyper — a cattyper! similar to monkeytype
- May 17, 2026Created flowersforyou — A Way To Send Flowers To Your Beloved Far Away
- May 27, 2026Most recent push to consolemaster81
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.