01 · Roasts
The Dotfiles Are the Portfolio
With 91 public repos, your most actively maintained project is... your personal config files. dotfiles leads the portfolio with 26 of your last 30 commits. Your NeoVim setup is eating your GitHub contribution graph.
73% Graveyard Rate
staleRepoRatio=0.73 — nearly 3 in 4 of your repos haven't seen a push in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio, that's an archaeological dig site with a living curator.
51 Commits, 110 Followers
110 followers watching a man make 51 commits a year. That's 0.46 commits per follower per year. They are patient. They are hopeful. They are wrong.
Elasticsearch Wrapper, RIP
mebla was a genuinely cool Mongoid/Elasticsearch integration — and you announced its death in the README itself. Bold move to obituarize your own code. Closure is healthy.
Rails 2 Wants Its Gem Back
Authentasaurus-2 has 37 stars from a time when Rails 2 was modern. That was 2010. The gem hasn't been touched in 13+ years and the tests column reads 'no' across the board. At least it has a great name.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight41D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
126 active days
Language distribution
- Shell47%
- Ruby17%
- Go14%
- HTML10%
- JavaScript5%
- CSS2%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
30
Commits
last 12 months
51
Followers
110
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
cousine /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo for NeoVim, Tmux, Zsh with ~170 KB of configuration across multiple tools. Comprehensive but untyped shell scripts. No tests, CI, or license. Active maintenance (26/30 recent commits) across 8 years.
cousine /
mebla
Elasticsearch wrapper for Mongoid with functional search integration. Typed Ruby with structured architecture, comprehensive tests, and clear documentation—but declared obsolete by author in README; last update 2015.
cousine /
Authentasaurus-2
Rails 2-era authentication/authorization gem (2010–2011) with groups, permissions, and modular features. Limited adoption (37 stars), no tests/CI, untyped Ruby, incomplete docs, and abandoned for 13+ years.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 20, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 6, 2010Created Authentasaurus-2 — Better restful authentication and authorization with groups and permissions
- Mar 8, 2011Created mebla — An elasticsearch wrapper for mongoid odm based on slingshot
- Feb 28, 2018Created dotfiles — Dotfiles for NeoVim, Tmux, Zsh, and TaskWarrior
- Mar 3, 2026Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.