01 · Roasts
7-Month Hibernation Speedrun
Your heatmap is a ghost town for the first 28 weeks of the year, then suddenly you're committing at level 4 every day. Whatever happened in week 29, bottle it — because the other half of the year didn't get the memo.
SomeTypeOfStrategy Indeed
Your Unity game is called SomeTypeOfStrategy and it has no README, no tests, no CI, and no license. The naming was prophetic — even you didn't know what the strategy was.
3 Followers, 47 PRs
You've submitted 47 external pull requests this year and somehow only have 3 followers. You're giving and giving to open source and the internet is collectively shrugging.
C# Monoculture with Cosplay
78% C# but you've sprinkled in HLSL and ShaderLab to feel cultured. The shader code is 7% of your repo by bytes and 100% of your personality points.
gitmun Carrying the Whole Portfolio
gitmun has ARCHITECTURE.md, design.md, STATUS.md, a 1300-LOC error interpreter, and multi-platform distribution. Your other two repos combined have one CI config and zero READMEs. This isn't a portfolio — it's a one-man band.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
96 active days
Language distribution
- C#78%
- Rust8%
- TypeScript7%
- HLSL5%
- ShaderLab2%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
673
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Jun 2012
05 · Top repos
cst8t /
gitmun
Professional crossplatform Git desktop client built with Tauri+Rust+React. Ships with comprehensive documentation, multi-backend architecture, AI integration, and polished real-world features (stashing, patching, SSH signing). 30 recent commits, well-structured codebase with typed Rust backend and React frontend.
cst8t /
linux-terminal-launch
Typed Rust crate for terminal emulator resolution and launching on Linux. Intentionally WIP and unpublished, with structured registry API, comprehensive terminal support (12 emulators), optional serde, and working CI—but minimal adoption signals and young commit history.
cst8t /
SomeTypeOfStrategy
Unity tower defense strategy game with C# typed code and multi-file architecture (~129 KB codebase), but lacks documentation, tests, CI, and license. Personal project with functional but undocumented game mechanics.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 2, 2012Joined GitHub
- Dec 4, 2019Created SomeTypeOfStrategy
- Mar 22, 2026Created gitmun
- May 31, 2026Created linux-terminal-launch — Terminal emulator resolution and launching for Rust applications
- Aug 22, 2026Most recent push to linux-terminal-launch
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.