01 · Roasts
The Phantom License
EmotionDetector's README confidently declares MIT license — yet there's no LICENSE file anywhere in the repo. You're not open-sourcing it, you're just writing fan fiction about licensing.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI pipelines across all 6 public repos. Your tests exist in a quantum state: they might pass, they might not — Schrödinger's green checkmark.
The Portfolio Repo That Does Nothing
You made a repo called 'ctjmaxwell' to list your projects, created it and last-pushed it on the same day (2026-03-02), and gave it 4 commits. A LinkedIn profile works free of charge.
85 Public Commits, 1 Follower
A full year of coding, two ML projects, a Flutter app with Firebase and Gemini AI — and the public GitHub profile has attracted exactly 1 follower. Your work is invisible because you never open a PR for anyone else.
100% Solo Operator
soloPct = 100 across every analyzed repo. Not one collaborator, not one external contributor. You're building in a bunker — which is fine, until you wonder why nobody's starring your stuff.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
41 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook57%
- Dart33%
- TypeScript4%
- C++2%
- Python2%
- CMake1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
85
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Feb 2024
05 · Top repos
ctjmaxwell /
lournal
Personal Flutter/Dart language learning journal app integrating Firebase, Gemini AI, and Provider state management. Well-structured with tests and CI-ready architecture but minimal external adoption or visibility.
ctjmaxwell /
EmotionDetector
Personal emotion detection ML project using Keras CNN with real-time OpenCV webcam inference. Structured with train/test scripts, data augmentation, and model evaluation—demonstrates solid ML practices but lacks tests, CI, type hints, and has no license despite claiming MIT in README.
ctjmaxwell /
ctjmaxwell
Personal portfolio repository with README listing tech skills and prior projects; no code, tests, CI, or deliverable artifacts. Empty scaffold created and abandoned within one day.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 11, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jun 5, 2025Created lournal — Flutter app
- Feb 15, 2026Created EmotionDetector
- Mar 2, 2026Created ctjmaxwell
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to EmotionDetector
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.