01 · Roasts
106 repos, 10 total stars
You've been on GitHub since 2009 — that's 16 years — and the entire portfolio has accumulated 10 stars. That's less than one star per 600 days. The 'work until your idols become your rivals' bio is working overtime to carry this.
Test stubs are not tests
kubebuilder-experiments proudly waves the HAS_TESTS flag, but greeting_controller_test.go and podfriend_controller_test.go are pure TODO stubs. That's not a test suite, that's a post-it note that says 'add tests later.'
73% of repos are abandoned
staleRepoRatio=0.73 means nearly 3 out of every 4 repos haven't seen a push in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
Zero PRs, zero issues in 2025
totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. In an entire year you filed no issues and opened no PRs on anyone else's code. Open source is a conversation — you've been on mute.
Lua at 71% but where's the Lua?
Lua dominates the language breakdown at 71%, yet none of the analyzed repos are Lua projects. Either the main Lua work lives in private repos, or 106 repos of Lua configs are quietly haunting the graveyard.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
25 active days
Language distribution
- Lua71%
- Go14%
- Nix3%
- Python3%
- Makefile3%
- HTML2%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
56
Commits
last 12 months
29
Followers
42
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
ctmnz /
browsear
Flask-based text-to-speech web app with newspaper scraping. No tests, untyped Python, minimal docs. ~30 commits since 2019 show sustained work but limited scope and adoption (0 stars).
ctmnz /
kubebuilder-experiments
Collection of 3 Kubernetes operator experiments scaffolded with kubebuilder (ConfigMap reflector, Greeting, Pod Friend). Typed Go, structured layout, tested, but minimal documentation and experimental scope.
ctmnz /
simple-k8s-cluster
Kubernetes cluster automation project with 68 MB of infrastructure code spanning 7 commits since Nov 2024. Has docs (design.md, ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md) but lacks tests, CI, typed code, license, and gitignore. Minimal adoption signals (0 stars, 1 fork).
ctmnz /
go-client-informer-vs-noinformer
Minimal benchmark project comparing Kubernetes informer vs direct client API patterns with repetitive, untested code. Created 2 days ago with 2 commits, no documentation, no CI/tests, no license. Educational interest only.
06 · Timeline
- May 2, 2009Joined GitHub
- Mar 22, 2019Created browsear — Browser for your ears
- Nov 19, 2024Created simple-k8s-cluster
- Feb 15, 2026Created go-client-informer-vs-noinformer
- Apr 12, 2026Created kubebuilder-experiments
- Apr 25, 2026Most recent push to kubebuilder-experiments
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.