01 · Roasts
The Invisible Coder
totalCommitsYear = 0 and a heatmap that's 100% zeros. GitHub's been billing you for cloud storage, not version control.
Speed-Run Portfolio
Both code repos were born and buried on the same day they were created — 12 commits in 46 minutes for pokemon-react-app, 6 commits in 21 minutes for prueba-tecnica. That's less a project, more a typing test.
Where's the Java?
78% of your language bytes are Java, yet not a single Java repo exists in your analyzed portfolio. You're hiding your main character somewhere and showing us only the warm-ups.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Mercy
Across 11 public repos and 10 years on GitHub, the cumulative star count is a perfect zero. Even your profile README couldn't earn a pity star from a follower.
Stale by Design
staleRepoRatio = 0.80 — 8 out of 10 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. This account is less a portfolio and more a digital museum of abandoned sprints.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Java78%
- TypeScript15%
- Dockerfile4%
- JavaScript2%
- CSS1%
- HTML1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Feb 2015
05 · Top repos
cvereterra /
pokemon-react-app
Minimal Next.js + TypeScript Pokemon search app with PokeAPI integration. Typed, documented, properly structured but with no tests, CI, or license—and only 12 commits in one day (2023-12-14).
cvereterra /
prueba-tecnica-react-jaime-alvarez
A one-off coding exercise mixing React + SQL tasks. Typed React app with hooks, but minimal scope (44 KB), no tests/CI, created and abandoned same day. Educational value only.
cvereterra /
cvereterra
Personal profile repo with only README, 11KB total; no code, no tests, no CI. Appears to be a GitHub profile landing page rather than a functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 5, 2015Joined GitHub
- May 15, 2023Created cvereterra
- Nov 20, 2023Created prueba-tecnica-react-jaime-alvarez
- Dec 14, 2023Created pokemon-react-app — Aplicación React con TypeScript y Next.js que hace uso de PokeAPI. Muestra los primeros 20 Pokémon con búsqueda y orden alfabético.
- Jan 26, 2025Most recent push to cvereterra
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.