01 · Roasts
86% Graveyard Rate
With a staleRepoRatio of 0.86, your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig. 46 of your 53 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years — archaeologists call that 'field work,' you call it 'open source.'
21 Commits in a Year
totalCommitsYear = 21. That's roughly 1.75 commits per month — less than most people commit typo fixes. Your heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing.
73% C, One Active Repo
Your language breakdown screams systems engineer, but the only active project is a TypeScript fork of someone else's robotics UI. The C code presumably lives in private repos — or the past.
xkcd-1110: The Crown Jewel
A script to stitch together a single webcomic from 2012 is still in your top-3 scored repos. Not because it's good (quality=40, no tests, no CI), but because there's so little competition.
806 Followers, 21 Commits
You have 806 followers watching your GitHub like fans outside a stadium — and you're delivering 21 commits a year. The followers-to-output ratio here could qualify as performance art.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
74 active days
Language distribution
- C73%
- HTML12%
- C++6%
- PLSQL3%
- TypeScript3%
- Python1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
14
Commits
last 12 months
21
Followers
806
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
dagar /
foxglove-studio
Foxglove Studio 1.x fork: TypeScript visualization platform for robotics with 33.8MB codebase, comprehensive test/CI setup, and modular architecture spanning URDF parsing, camera models, and message serialization utilities.
dagar /
xkcd-1110
Specialized utility scripts for stitching xkcd 1110 tiles; untyped Python with functional implementation, README documentation, but minimal test coverage and no CI/type hints.
dagar /
bluetooth-proximity
A 2011 one-off Python script for Bluetooth proximity detection via RSSI monitoring. Minimal scope, abandoned since 2017, lacks tests/CI, untyped, with incomplete documentation and hardcoded device addresses.
06 · Timeline
- May 14, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 14, 2011Created bluetooth-proximity — Simple python program to trigger X10 modules based on proximity to your bluetooth enabled cellphone.
- Sep 19, 2012Created xkcd-1110 — Quick and dirty scripts used to stitch together a complete picture of xkcd 1110 (Click and Drag -> http://xkcd.com/1110/)
- Mar 11, 2024Created foxglove-studio
- Feb 3, 2026Most recent push to foxglove-studio
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.